By Anonymouss - 25/6/2015 03:54 - United States
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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By  abNormal62  |  23

Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene!
Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous!
Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!

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  Aimeejasmine  |  15

Unfortunately, people don't realise resisting hygiene is a major symptom of depression. Their father should seek the reasoning for them not showering first, before trying to set them up with OP.

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  fmlashl  |  13

lol I think she says especially women because of the female anatomy... it's hotter and wetter therefore more bacteria to grow that showering helps with ;)

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  doemetoch  |  28

Maybe that's because, unlike what most Americans seem to think, people don't actually stink when they happen to not feel like taking a shower every day.