Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose,...

By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 3 June 2019 16:21

The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.

bloopaloop 27

Monday 3 June 2019 16:09

It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome

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bloopaloop 27

Monday 3 June 2019 16:09

It’s called “Tinder”. You’re welcome

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 3 June 2019 16:21

The good news is you just let all of us guys know you’re ok with doggy-style. That’s a definite plus when the face-to-face options are not drawing many takers.

Zan 16

Monday 3 June 2019 17:40

hello. I volunteer as a tribute ...

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 3 June 2019 19:07

Good luck to you. Hard to imagine what an unfuckable 20-something woman must look like. She could always troll bars at closing time.

Zan 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 0:44

there is just more to life than just looks. :)

OGSteveJobs 20

Tuesday 4 June 2019 4:31

Good luck to her. Hard to imagine what a guy who would volunteer to fuck a unfuckable 20 something would look like. im guessing twice as bad as her.

colderthanyou 15

Monday 3 June 2019 23:16

What does the fact that you’re a straight woman have to do with anything?

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 4 June 2019 3:29

I have a legit question I'm guessing this isn't intentional so have you considered the fact it might be something you are doing wrong? Is it social anixety, hygiene, immaturity? These are all things to consider.