By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

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Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
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MrPortalFan 21
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You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

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Catkam623 27
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I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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MrPortalFan 21
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You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

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IloveToLaugh143 21
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"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

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patrickalamo 47
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Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

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GuiLD15 7
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Who does that?

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BeingAStrawberry 3
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Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

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bobbyguy 17

That's awkward

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JesterJosh 5
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Not awkward enough to stop.

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JesterJosh 5
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Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too. I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.

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Catkam623 27
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I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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onlychildFTW 33
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Yeah so true. 1st times are rarely awesome like people make it sound.

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ChristianH39 30

You are so incredibly eloquent.

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Bilbo_Swaggins 5
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yep I love me some World of Warcraft

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Wimoweh 10
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19, what can you expect from a person who has swaggins in their name?

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Vnzou22 9
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Your neighbor has impecable timing.

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Come on, he was only trying to cheer you on! Everyone needs a little bit of encouragement :D

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Indianboy9321 25

Oh no! You couldn't even finish in the nick of time!

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Pancakes017 19

Maybe he was actually cheering for you and his son was just an excuse.

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olpally 32

Rob Schneider in the waterboy: "YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!" Hahaha

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glabberfasted 16
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Now, Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

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Ihavegas 22

rated pg13

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thatnucca 36
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It wasn't meant to happen then... That would have urged me to put my best stroke in... Try again next time with more conviction...

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allie2590 31
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Well, stroking is all he'll be doing if he can't finish!

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