Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way...

By prochainefois - 31/1/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

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By MrPortalFan | 21

#5845374 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5845380 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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By MrPortalFan | 21

#5845374 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5845415 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:55

"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

patrickalamo | 47

#5845439 - Saturday 1 February 2014 6:19

Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

GuiLD15 | 7

#5847525 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:40

Who does that?

BeingAStrawberry | 3

#5848769 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:29

Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

By bobbyguy | 17

#5845378 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

That's awkward

JesterJosh | 5

#5846098 - Sunday 2 February 2014 2:08

Not awkward enough to stop.

JesterJosh | 5

#5846104 - Sunday 2 February 2014 2:10

Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too.
I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.