FML : Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do...

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Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By prochainefois - / Friday 31 January 2014 21:05 / France - Paris

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By MrPortalFan | 21

#5845374 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5845380 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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By MrPortalFan | 21

#5845374 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

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IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5845415 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:55

"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

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patrickalamo | 47

#5845439 - Saturday 1 February 2014 6:19

Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

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GuiLD15 | 7

#5847525 - Monday 3 February 2014 16:40

Who does that?

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BeingAStrawberry | 3

#5848769 - Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:29

Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

By bobbyguy | 17

#5845378 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

That's awkward

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JesterJosh | 5

#5846098 - Sunday 2 February 2014 2:08

Not awkward enough to stop.

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JesterJosh | 5

#5846104 - Sunday 2 February 2014 2:10

Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too.
I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5845380 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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onlychildFTW | 33

#5845615 - Saturday 1 February 2014 13:12

Yeah so true. 1st times are rarely awesome like people make it sound.

By Bilbo_Swaggins | 5

#5845381 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

wow

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ChristianH39 | 30

#5845420 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:59

You are so incredibly eloquent.

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Bilbo_Swaggins | 5

#5845487 - Saturday 1 February 2014 7:36

yep I love me some World of Warcraft

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Wimoweh | 10

#5846982 - Sunday 2 February 2014 22:58

19, what can you expect from a person who has swaggins in their name?

By Vnzou22 | 9

#5845383 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:37

Your neighbor has impecable timing.

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#5845385 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:37

Come on, he was only trying to cheer you on! Everyone needs a little bit of encouragement :D

By Indianboy9321 | 25

#5845388 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:38

Oh no! You couldn't even finish in the nick of time!

By Pancakes017 | 19

#5845389 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:38

Maybe he was actually cheering for you and his son was just an excuse.

By olpally | 32

#5845390 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:38

Rob Schneider in the waterboy: "YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!" Hahaha

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glabberfasted | 16

#5845460 - Saturday 1 February 2014 6:52

Now, Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

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Ihavegas | 22

#5845564 - Saturday 1 February 2014 10:50

rated pg13

By thatnucca | 36

#5845394 - Saturday 1 February 2014 5:39

It wasn't meant to happen then... That would have urged me to put my best stroke in... Try again next time with more conviction...

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allie2590 | 30

#5845792 - Saturday 1 February 2014 17:44

Well, stroking is all he'll be doing if he can't finish!

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