Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
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MrPortalFan
| 21
You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.
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Catkam623
| 27
I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds
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MrPortalFan
| 21
You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.
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IloveToLaugh143
| 21
"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"
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patrickalamo
| 47
Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...
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GuiLD15
| 7
Who does that?
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BeingAStrawberry
| 3
Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !
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bobbyguy
| 17
That's awkward
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JesterJosh
| 5
Not awkward enough to stop.
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JesterJosh
| 5
Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too.
I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.
I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.
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Catkam623
| 27
I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Yeah so true. 1st times are rarely awesome like people make it sound.
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Bilbo_Swaggins
| 5
wow
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ChristianH39
| 30
You are so incredibly eloquent.
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Bilbo_Swaggins
| 5
yep I love me some World of Warcraft
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Wimoweh
| 10
19, what can you expect from a person who has swaggins in their name?
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Vnzou22
| 9
Your neighbor has impecable timing.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Come on, he was only trying to cheer you on! Everyone needs a little bit of encouragement :D
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Indianboy9321
| 25
Oh no! You couldn't even finish in the nick of time!
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Pancakes017
| 19
Maybe he was actually cheering for you and his son was just an excuse.
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olpally
| 32
Rob Schneider in the waterboy: "YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!" Hahaha
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glabberfasted
| 16
Now, Rob Schneider is... A carrot!
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Ihavegas
| 22
rated pg13
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thatnucca
| 36
It wasn't meant to happen then... That would have urged me to put my best stroke in... Try again next time with more conviction...
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allie2590
| 30
Well, stroking is all he'll be doing if he can't finish!