By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

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Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
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You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

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You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

Who does that?

Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

That's awkward

Not awkward enough to stop.

Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too. I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

Yeah so true. 1st times are rarely awesome like people make it sound.

You are so incredibly eloquent.

yep I love me some World of Warcraft

19, what can you expect from a person who has swaggins in their name?

Your neighbor has impecable timing.

Come on, he was only trying to cheer you on! Everyone needs a little bit of encouragement :D

Oh no! You couldn't even finish in the nick of time!

Maybe he was actually cheering for you and his son was just an excuse.

Rob Schneider in the waterboy: "YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!" Hahaha

Now, Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

rated pg13

It wasn't meant to happen then... That would have urged me to put my best stroke in... Try again next time with more conviction...

Well, stroking is all he'll be doing if he can't finish!