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brit8741
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Time for new friends...
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nerdwithagun
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Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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brit8741
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Time for new friends...
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ortega_fml
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not necessarily.
friends bring each other down all the time.
unless your butt ugly.
friends bring each other down all the time.
unless your butt ugly.
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DmnUall
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nothing wrong with honest friends.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken
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MissErikaHart
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what's that from?
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RedJester23
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well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.
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Chryssi
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Um, maybe they were joking? Friends tease friends all the time, otherwise, they would be suck-ups, not friends.
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theian01
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Comments with song lyrics.
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Lurked
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you're pretty when I'm drunk by the bloodhound gang :) <3
Jimmy Pop
Jimmy Pop
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jewban
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also afroman did it too
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starcraft2FTW
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get new friends period
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Aniblecoby
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not it was a joke, but if they were serious, or op's really sensitive about her looks then yeah, new friends
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awhsum
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that's fucked up! xD
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NightMarePuppy
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no it isn't I joke about this stuff with everyone I know
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AwesumIndianGurl
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Well if they're your friends, I hope they were just kidding..!! :)
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catstuff
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Sad face. New fwiends? :o
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BiggerThenUrs
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haha sad face, like arby and chief :D
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Cassandrarox
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Why are you friends with them?
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nerdwithagun
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Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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ArianS2
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Um ok. The drunk guy? Once he is sober he will be like..." Who the hell us this ugly bitch?!"
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nerdwithagun
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Sounds like you're kind of a bitch as well. Maybe you were one of OP's friends?
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madasmercury
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considering the fact that he was working there, I doubt he was actually drunk.
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ArianS2
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nerdwithagun- I'm so sorry bro, please don't use your e-thugness on me.
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nerdwithagun
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Whoops, looks like the person I was replying too's comment got moderated.
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ArianS2
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I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(:
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HollyoaksFan93
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Agreed.
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jiggyjiggz
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best pick up line ever. try it. it works.
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