FML : Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really...

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Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really pretty.' No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, 'Wow. He must have been drunk.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugly - / Sunday 14 November 2010 07:39 / United States

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By brit8741 | 0

#1700785 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:32

Time for new friends...

By nerdwithagun | 0

#1700839 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:37

Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!

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By brit8741 | 0

#1700785 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:32

Time for new friends...

ortega_fml | 0

#1701130 - Sunday 14 November 2010 05:17

not necessarily. friends bring each other down all the time. unless your butt ugly.

DmnUall | 0

#1701208 - Sunday 14 November 2010 05:36

nothing wrong with honest friends.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1701255 - Sunday 14 November 2010 05:46

I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken

MissErikaHart | 0

#1701280 - Sunday 14 November 2010 05:52

what's that from?

RedJester23 | 6

#1701437 - Sunday 14 November 2010 06:45

well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.

Chryssi | 0

#1701529 - Sunday 14 November 2010 07:03

Um, maybe they were joking? Friends tease friends all the time, otherwise, they would be suck-ups, not friends.

theian01 | 3

#1701919 - Sunday 14 November 2010 08:29

Comments with song lyrics.

Lurked | 4

#1703749 - Monday 15 November 2010 07:05

you're pretty when I'm drunk by the bloodhound gang :) <3 Jimmy Pop

jewban | 3

#1708259 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 06:16

also afroman did it too

By starcraft2FTW | 0

#1700787 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:33

get new friends period

Aniblecoby | 0

#1702070 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:03

not it was a joke, but if they were serious, or op's really sensitive about her looks then yeah, new friends

By awhsum | 0

#1700795 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:33

that's fucked up! xD

NightMarePuppy | 0

#1702961 - Monday 15 November 2010 02:46

no it isn't I joke about this stuff with everyone I know

By AwesumIndianGurl | 0

#1700812 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:34

Well if they're your friends, I hope they were just kidding..!! :)

By catstuff | 0

#1700822 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:35

Sad face. New fwiends? :o

BiggerThenUrs | 0

#1704055 - Monday 15 November 2010 08:54

haha sad face, like arby and chief :D

By Cassandrarox | 0

#1700828 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:36

Why are you friends with them?

By nerdwithagun | 0

#1700839 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:37

Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!

ArianS2 | 0

#1700882 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:40

Um ok. The drunk guy? Once he is sober he will be like..." Who the hell us this ugly bitch?!"

nerdwithagun | 0

#1700910 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:43

Sounds like you're kind of a bitch as well. Maybe you were one of OP's friends?

madasmercury | 0

#1700968 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:49

considering the fact that he was working there, I doubt he was actually drunk.

ArianS2 | 0

#1701073 - Sunday 14 November 2010 05:04

nerdwithagun- I'm so sorry bro, please don't use your e-thugness on me.

nerdwithagun | 0

#1701657 - Sunday 14 November 2010 07:25

Whoops, looks like the person I was replying too's comment got moderated.

By ArianS2 | 0

#1700862 - Sunday 14 November 2010 04:38

I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(: