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I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yeah, For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken

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  RedJester23  |  7

well its probably because earlier in the day your teacher called you a cow, then immediately apologized once he realized it was you. Using that info, I'd guess the dude was drunk too.

By  ArianS2  |  5

I don't think your new friends will be able to accept how ugly you are, unless they have down syndrome. So just stick with these. Maybe when they get drunk they will call you pretty too !(:

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