FML : Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab...

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dang - / Sunday 29 January 2017 18:00 / United States - Freeport

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By ImminentDisaster | 12

#7397915 - Friday 27 January 2017 14:55

I accidentally grabbed someone's dick once - I froze, just staring at it for about ten seconds. Now THAT'S awkward.

By fmyinternet | 13

#7400847 - Monday 30 January 2017 0:02

Two birds with one stone :D

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By ImminentDisaster | 12

#7397915 - Friday 27 January 2017 14:55

I accidentally grabbed someone's dick once - I froze, just staring at it for about ten seconds. Now THAT'S awkward.

warner69 | 8

#7400947 - Monday 30 January 2017 3:38

what happened after

By fmyinternet | 13

#7400847 - Monday 30 January 2017 0:02

Two birds with one stone :D

By jcash52426 | 5

#7400854 - Monday 30 January 2017 0:12

Apologize to her and explain you were just grabbing for the water bottle. If she sees the water in your hand maybe she will understand. But make sure you apologize as it was an accident. ( or was it )

By philsh94 | 19

#7400877 - Monday 30 January 2017 0:39

'happened to'... we all know what you were trying to do OP ;)

By Scarylizard1798 | 23

#7400880 - Monday 30 January 2017 0:45

Bob Ross would call that a happy little accident lol

xx000o | 27

#7401199 - Monday 30 January 2017 12:36

Moe Wilson would call that exceptional talent.

By waleedma | 17

#7400901 - Monday 30 January 2017 1:15

What are you complaining about?? I would expect the FML from the girl you grabbed her ass!!!

flyingflies | 36

#7400999 - Monday 30 January 2017 5:04

Maybe because OP didn't want to seem like a creepy douchebag that gropes random girls? If the girl
would've written this FML, everyone would be outraged on her behalf...