I feel like "FML" sums it up quite nicely.

This is a true FML

Yes, what a shitty situation.

Well how is the not talking with the person going for u

22-just go away. Your overused pun is not welcome here.

Awkward silence? It's not social hour OP do your business and be done lol

How the crap does that even happen?

Sorry didn't mean to wright last comment... Didn't know how to cancel comment... PS before you judge I'm blond so give me some slack...

Maybe OP is petite

Or a midget...

Women don't put the seat down, they'd rather fall in and complain than actually put it down.

In public I hover... Maybe OP lost their balance and fell down hard... :')

No one else has questioned exactly why someone has an "awkward silence" in the crapper? Silence while pooping is golden. Conversation while pooping is awkward.

Maybe what OP meant was that they were both shitting and it got really quiet so it would be very awkward for one to continue what she was doing because the person in the next stall would hear. I know I feel weird peeing in a public bathroom if there is only one other person in there because I don't want them to hear my business.

Battle-shit time

How big is OP's ass? That's what I'm wondering...

that aqward moment when a thread jacker's comment is better than the original commenr

That awkward moment when you spell "awkward" wrong...

^ no shit.

Exact words? Embarrassing isn't in there at all.

You realize that is almost the exact same question as #2 and #3?

There wasn't any comments posted when I commented then they popped up. Oh freaking well.

39: i guess i didn't think about that...

maybe they're an amputee, and didn't need you to make them feel worse

How do they type then?

Ever heard of talk to text? It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp. Think before you comment.

More importantly, how would they wipe their ass then?

OP will be the butt of all jokes now! That sucks ass!

you win！

No you need to exercise!