By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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False_Stupidity 41
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Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...

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nikkipettyfer 24
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I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!

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nikkipettyfer 24
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I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!

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A7XCamaro 19
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After all, everyone else already is.

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chelse_elyce 11
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I'm not laughing about it nearly as much as he did ?

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_Hazmat 21
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Sorry I'm new but what does OP mean? :{

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shmoooopie 29

original poster

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Raxy_fml 18
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And they say romance is dead!

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howard007 18
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I was expecting op to shit herself lol

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ErinPinelli 24
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Sex is pretty painful the first time.

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iop330 22
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I said that to my ex but he still ran away from the chainsaw.

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The_weird_one_2 13
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This is perfection

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deet124 11

You like it rough I see

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DocBastard 38
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I find this FML to be very arousing. I'm sure I'm not the only one, right? Hello?

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Welshite 39
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No, Doc. I like them unresponsive too.

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MissBehavin77 18
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No. I find it very obnoxious that people actually complain about getting to have sex. So she bumped her head, not really a big deal.

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cora_weasel 4
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This made my day?

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False_Stupidity 41
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Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...

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ECHOSPiiKES 19
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What you did there I see

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chelse_elyce 11
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Lmao I'm just really awkward ? I haven't had car sex since then lmao

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anoniemm 13
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Just to be safe: tell him to buy a convertible next time :-)

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pugpuggy 21
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So people can watch them? Yeah... Great idea...

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anoniemm 13
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There won't be that much difference seeing as a car has lots of windows... Btw don't take my previous comment so serious :-)

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amadeclton 27
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Next time you have sex in a car, use the passenger seat so that there isn't a horn to honk.

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MeAnd 9
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Here comes the car sex experience Lol

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randomguy76 14

That's why passenger seats and back seats exist. Hope you guys could laugh it off and continue.

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chlorinegreen 27

That's interesting... I thought it was for people to ride in the car with you? I've been doing it wrong for years.

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RustlingSoul 26
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My girlfriend needs to know this.

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brandoneyez1 25
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Is that what they call rough sex these days?

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lovely_mess3 15
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That my dear is only childs play. ;)

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