By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
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Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...

I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!

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I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!

After all, everyone else already is.

I'm not laughing about it nearly as much as he did ?

Sorry I'm new but what does OP mean? :{

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And they say romance is dead!

I was expecting op to shit herself lol

Sex is pretty painful the first time.

I said that to my ex but he still ran away from the chainsaw.

This is perfection

You like it rough I see

I find this FML to be very arousing. I'm sure I'm not the only one, right? Hello?

No, Doc. I like them unresponsive too.

No. I find it very obnoxious that people actually complain about getting to have sex. So she bumped her head, not really a big deal.

This made my day?

Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...

What you did there I see

Lmao I'm just really awkward ? I haven't had car sex since then lmao

Just to be safe: tell him to buy a convertible next time :-)

So people can watch them? Yeah... Great idea...

There won't be that much difference seeing as a car has lots of windows... Btw don't take my previous comment so serious :-)

Next time you have sex in a car, use the passenger seat so that there isn't a horn to honk.

Here comes the car sex experience Lol

That's why passenger seats and back seats exist. Hope you guys could laugh it off and continue.

That's interesting... I thought it was for people to ride in the car with you? I've been doing it wrong for years.

My girlfriend needs to know this.

Is that what they call rough sex these days?

That my dear is only childs play. ;)