By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...

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Soninuva 41

Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!

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Malahkaa 19

That's one way to get pinkeye I guess...

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liquifiednate 21

Ummm do you mean a black eye? Because you get pink eye from bacteria, not a sucker punch to the face.

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Wakachulak 22

I don't quite get how you managed to punch him if you raised your arm above your head. Was this doggystyle?

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limabeans101029 20

Well if it's missionary their face is generally above yours, in punching distance... I'm not sure how you'd manage it with doggystyle

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Paco_el_Taco 17

That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...

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sureshadow 23

I accidentally down voted

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MentalMonkey333 7

You could say that he was spinning for you..

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orphanclubber 8

You could've just asked him to stop OP, no need to punch /s also this is more **** the boyfriends life :P

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AndyPurdy 31

she said she ACCIDENTALLY punched him

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MGS428 8

Judging by the fact that she was about to reach ******, I'm gonna guess she didn't mean to punch him

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garrett_8614 14

Judging by the face at the end of his comment, I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.

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Soninuva 41

Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!

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codytallica 38

Don't beat yourself up OP, pure accident and they happen. I'm sure he forgave you.

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Marcelb 17

She didn't, she beat him up.

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Lone_Wolf_______ 9

I bet he did not see that coming

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abNormal62 23

If he got hit hard enough, he probably doesn't remember coming either

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mikelwhalen 17

He didn't see her come either ?

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ham_spam 17

U spelled come wrong it's cum

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glabberfasted 16

You spelled "you" wrong.

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MzZombicidal 36

It literally doesn't matter.

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ChristianH39 30

Your commentary on what matters doesn't matter.

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connorgrant98 24

No, it figuratively does not matter

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VitalDistance 14

Hey at least you didn't discover he was a masochist.

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