that sucks.. well, at least you've broken the ice?

aww. that sucks /: maybe the daddy hates his job so it's no big deal? let's hope so!(:

ydi for caring

lol @12 some things are better left unanswered

Constructive criticism never hurt anyone. Tell him to man up and [you] go fuck his daughter.

#5 is gorgeous :)

if there's anything I learned from FML, it has to be that u should not start a convo insulting someone/something without knowing the person completly

ur gay..

"the name, is Doom-ahs" - my fav commercial

you should have asked what he did for a living before you made ur comments ... on the bright side he probably thinks your honest

Sounds like you're both on the same...page. *ba dump dump*

ice sounds like the only thing hel'll be breaking after that conversation #2

tehehe nice move lol niice move just hope he dosent post about how youve been having sex with monkeys in his newspapers lol

^^^^^ gay men say tehehe...

^^^^^ irony, I have the same phrase in my post :|

Fyl because he should have told you.

That must have been awkward. Let the gay babies be born!

ydi for even caring enough to talk about it :)

#64 win

hopefully he likes that you have strong opinions.

lol oooooo busted!!!!!!! or he just kicked u out after beating the shit out of u!!!!

well obviously he has the same opinion unless he was disagreeing, unless u are one of those idiots who ramble on about something and no one is paying attention and u call it a conversation...

ya definetly awkward!!!

maybe when talking to someone you know nothing about you should actually let them speak.... then you can avoid jackass situations like this

unless Ofc it's a public service . I appauld OP for that, making his gfs dad will become a better editor and go yell at ppl for the mistakes mentioned lol

You are biting a duck why?

Sexyfail.

Poor duck is probably traumatized..

=) I told my bf if he doesnt give me cookies the duck is going to get it. oh yeah on a side note, you have the same bday as me. weird.

Don't mind them, they just don't understand that if your imaginary boyfriend doesn't give you cookies, you'll bite a duck. :o?

total hotness, biting a duck

yes, why the duck biting

I wish he was imaginary.. would make living with him easier.

constructive criticism- don't eat duckies you meany lul

Rubber ducks taste sweet, don't they?

stupid bitch biting duck WTF?!

I know. One time, I had tooth surgery and the pain killers made me feel kina out of it, when my roommate asked if I liked Micheal Moore. I said yes, not thinking, and fell asleep on the couch. The next morning I went to check my Email, and when I saw the screen I screed and chucked my laptop out if my window. He had made my screensaver Micheal Moore completely naked and spreading his cheeks to the camera. I doubt I will ever fully recover.

ahahahahahhahaha. ^^^

agreed

Absolutely is BS. If you have known her long enough to call her your girlfriend, you would know what her father did or at very least that he worked for the paper.

I went out with a girl for 3 years and I never had any idea what her parents did for a living. *shrug*

@9 Probably more brutal than honest. LOL

thats what she said ahaha