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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:15 / United States - Noblesville
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By  windycityassasin  |  6

Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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By  ashtonlm  |  3

Next time that happens bite him just bc of his cats even though I'm a guy that is still messed up sorry you can also go with the better choice and not give him head in that particular area that works to

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  dashizam  |  10

Sounds like a jerk. Did he laugh? I mean really, some will give their lives for their gal, and he won't give a couple scratches? Na uh, that don't pass my class.

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  dashizam  |  10

Whoops, really dorky rhyme. Sorry, my sister got on my phone. :/ Shit, I just got like 3 pervy emails, I'm gonna kill her!

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  Dixbfloppin  |  11

To have one's dick bitten is a punishment I would never dawn upon my worst enemies. I mean, that's gotta be worse than losing both of your arms and legs and torso to a wood chipper.

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  SenselessPattern  |  12

#1 and #24, unless you're working on your zombie impressions, no guy will ever tell you to give them head for the erotic purpose of getting their dick eaten. I honestly hope your possible future bf isn't going to get a really shitty birthday surprise from you.

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  bones_17  |  5

What a smart man haha

By  jbb8766  |  1

Foursome ?

By  Futacy  |  29

FYL...

By  SkoomaKi  |  24

If you loved him you would protect his manly hood. Who knows those "privates" could be your future kids. Think about the children!

By  windycityassasin  |  6

Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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By  nachiketin  |  10

I guess it's time you get a dog, to avoid cat scratch next time :)

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