Sounds like a jerk. Did he laugh? I mean really, some will give their lives for their gal, and he won't give a couple scratches? Na uh, that don't pass my class.

I read with pausing at all, as indicated by the punctuation. My response? What the fuck?

*without*

12- Thanks, I just realized my comment made no sense.

You may not be one of them, but some guys do like to get bit there.

To have one's dick bitten is a punishment I would never dawn upon my worst enemies. I mean, that's gotta be worse than losing both of your arms and legs and torso to a wood chipper.

20- why are you telling us that?

Depends how hard it's bitten

#1 and #24, unless you're working on your zombie impressions, no guy will ever tell you to give them head for the erotic purpose of getting their dick eaten. I honestly hope your possible future bf isn't going to get a really shitty birthday surprise from you.

What a smart man haha

Cock blocked by TWO pussies. Uhh, how does that work?

Think of all the potential lives that were saved!

no

You've got some weird fetish if you would even think to comment that..

3 pussies + 1 guy. Except 2 of those pussies are not recommended partners...

cats have spikes on their wee-weens...so...

Believe it or not.. There's a button for that!

srry for the sucky comment, but I had to edit my old comment into something.

Oh the humanity!

Wu Tang is for the children

DAMN RIGHT! How can hip hop be dead if Wu Tang is forever?

of she swallows sues also eating his chidlren... think about it. she's a cannible and the cats knew

Lmao! My hat off to you #13! that's hilarious!

I LOLed

This comment just made me cry laughing! Laughed so hard I woke my husband to tell him. He made me give him head.

70- your comment was pure gold! Welcome to FML.

Holly shit dude, that's the most interesting thing I learned today

Hahaha! That has to be the funniest comment I have ever read!

Thanks!