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By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:15 / United States
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Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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To have one's dick bitten is a punishment I would never dawn upon my worst enemies. I mean, that's gotta be worse than losing both of your arms and legs and torso to a wood chipper.

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#1 and #24, unless you're working on your zombie impressions, no guy will ever tell you to give them head for the erotic purpose of getting their dick eaten. I honestly hope your possible future bf isn't going to get a really shitty birthday surprise from you.

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Upon further consideration, you deserve it. You see, one way to play with cats is to take a small toy and hide it while making noise. It makes them curious and wonder where the toy went. My cat usually hunts it and attacks it viciously, and so when you hide your BF's dick in your mouth it wondered 'wondered where did it go?' and attacked you.

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This comment just made me cry laughing! Laughed so hard I woke my husband to tell him. He made me give him head.

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