FML : Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon...

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

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You deserved it

By svet - / Sunday 22 February 2009 02:07 / United States

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By sunshyne84_fml | 0

#5167 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:22

try mouthwash?

By red_apples | 0

#5159 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:14

Now you're scared of lemons.

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By red_apples | 0

#5159 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:14

Now you're scared of lemons.

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genius_man16 | 0

#344031 - Friday 26 June 2009 10:33

If you'd just swallow you wouldn't have to worry about jizz in your eye.

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k43L1 | 0

#673451 - Monday 16 November 2009 02:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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rwac07 | 0

#977251 - Saturday 10 April 2010 03:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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amerrah | 4

#1095892 - Friday 16 July 2010 01:49

Lemons are extremely sour,. Go with a lollipop so you can practice.

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Lx416 | 0

#1215992 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 06:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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iP00PonN00bz | 0

#1278854 - Saturday 21 August 2010 06:23

I bet the lemon loved it

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Marley_000 | 14

#5969258 - Monday 9 June 2014 01:18

There are so, so many levels of YDI here.

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Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6553924 - Monday 7 March 2016 07:36

Semen hardens and coats one throat's with something sometimes refereed to as "sap"

By Tri_fml | 5

#5160 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:15

That's poetic justice! This world needs more blowjobs! Pretty unlucky though ;)

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olive47_fml | 0

#2761001 - Sunday 26 June 2011 05:48

yes, more BJs thats what we need

By sunshyne84_fml | 0

#5167 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:22

try mouthwash?

By skitz | 0

#5172 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:28

oh, the irony

By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#5177 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:45

Well at least it's not as bad as the other sex stories on this site. :D

By Inkspell | 2

#5186 - Sunday 22 February 2009 05:59

wait, if it tastes bad, why do it? o__o

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bazookajoey | 27

#5819209 - Monday 6 January 2014 11:23

Maybe it's like when you have a shot of tequila, helps with the bitter taste??

By everythingsucks | 0

#5189 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:01

That old bitch, Karma...

By Bueller | 0

#5196 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:12

"If you don't swallow, it's going in your eye."

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GangsterMcMuffin | 0

#938937 - Friday 12 March 2010 11:25

ROFL

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FMLandurstoo | 9

#1664380 - Monday 8 November 2010 05:42

that fml was hilarious

By sylph_jynx | 0

#5200 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:14

that is THE most ironic story i have ever heard. Sorry about the mishap, but it was kinda funny.

By awefjio | 0

#5208 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:23

roflcopter

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