Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
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sunshyne84_fml
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try mouthwash?
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red_apples
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Now you're scared of lemons.
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red_apples
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Now you're scared of lemons.
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genius_man16
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If you'd just swallow you wouldn't have to worry about jizz in your eye.
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k43L1
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rwac07
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amerrah
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Lemons are extremely sour,.
Go with a lollipop so you can practice.
Go with a lollipop so you can practice.
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Lx416
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iP00PonN00bz
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I bet the lemon loved it
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Marley_000
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There are so, so many levels of YDI here.
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Tri_fml
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That's poetic justice! This world needs more blowjobs!
Pretty unlucky though ;)
Pretty unlucky though ;)
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olive47_fml
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yes, more BJs thats what we need
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sunshyne84_fml
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try mouthwash?
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skitz
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oh, the irony
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DamnGoodTimes
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Well at least it's not as bad as the other sex stories on this site. :D
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Inkspell
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bazookajoey
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Maybe it's like when you have a shot of tequila, helps with the bitter taste??
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everythingsucks
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That old bitch, Karma...
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Bueller
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"If you don't swallow, it's going in your eye."
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GangsterMcMuffin
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ROFL
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FMLandurstoo
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that fml was hilarious
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sylph_jynx
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that is THE most ironic story i have ever heard. Sorry about the mishap, but it was kinda funny.
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awefjio
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roflcopter