By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 06:10 - Australia

Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
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Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.

How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!

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How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!

Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.

Who designed your fans? Jigsaw?

Am I the only one who doesn't have a ceiling fan? Even my roommate has one. I've had to take up valuable floor space with an oscillating fan. I wanted a ficus, dammit!

KingAdrock 16

Yeah... no. Ceiling fans are not sharp, not by any meaning of the word. If you got hurt then you'd get a bruise AT WORST.

why are your ceiling fan blades so sharp?