Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits,...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 06:10 - Australia

Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 9:42

Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.

evilplatypus 38

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 8:52

How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!

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evilplatypus 38

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 8:52

How tall are you/how short are your ceilings?!?!

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 9:42

Unless your ceiling fan blades are Crocodile Dundee knives, the hands usually come out on top in such a collision.

Johnny5 16

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 16:31

Who designed your fans? Jigsaw?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Tuesday 30 July 2019 23:45

Am I the only one who doesn't have a ceiling fan? Even my roommate has one. I've had to take up valuable floor space with an oscillating fan. I wanted a ficus, dammit!