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Who ties their hair with a shitty diaper?

Reference to a previous fml but your username made that comment so much better

And yes I realize you were referencing a previous fml

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You carry an extra thong with you?

It still is funny if done tastefully

Hopefully it wasn't dirty...

You lost me at "spray tan".

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Boehner?

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Cool story

Bro* ;)

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G, string must be hard to come by.

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The hive mind of this website is so anti-spray tan that its ridiculous. Many fake tans look pretty natural and not orange at all. If someone wants to get a spray tan because that's how they want their own skin to look, they shouldn't be ridiculed for it and called an "oompa loompa".

If I had a nickel for every time I left my underwear in my hair...

I'd probably have about 25 cents.

I don't know I'm just going with my gut feeling, but Im guessing you would be broke Doc....

If that's what you think, then I believe you didn't know me in college.

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Well I guess it's not a party unless you wake up with your underwear on your head. But what would you do, if you woke up with your underwear in the right place and some skid marked tighty whities on your head?

that's always fun

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34 not necessarily. I didn't until about 5th grade, and I don't think girls younger than that would need to know. We don't know how old OP's daughter is.

A mom getting a spray tan? Who do you think you are, Snooki?

At least she has good taste in underwear. The story would have been much worse had it been her granny panties....

Or that creepy tanning mom from New Jersey who used a tanning bed instead of the spray tan.

I just can't imagine you having a clean thong with you at a tanning place... Unless you keep back up in your purse I guess.

Well I bet you look funny a orange person running around with a thing on your head. You don't see that everyday.

Depends where you go.