FML : Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick...

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Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Embarrassed / Wednesday 2 January 2013 17:33 / United States

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By Nordah | 14

#5305922 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:23

You lost me at "spray tan".

By DocBastard | 38

#5305935 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:26

If I had a nickel for every time I left my underwear in my hair...

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By fordguy302 | 6

#5305917 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:22

at least it wasn't a shity diaper

MsConfusedd | 27

#5305939 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:27

Who ties their hair with a shitty diaper?

ajeyness | 10

#5305945 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:28

Reference to a previous fml but your username made that comment so much better

MsConfusedd | 27

#5305947 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:28

And yes I realize you were referencing a previous fml

nycwrestler | 17

#5305951 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:29

He tried, but failed to reference a previous fml.

seandoc | 13

#5305966 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:33

Shitty*

cartedor | 18

#5306041 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:23

Wahahaha shitty diaper.

tjv3 | 10

#5306326 - Thursday 3 January 2013 2:04

You carry an extra thong with you?

sens3sfailing | 24

#5306492 - Thursday 3 January 2013 5:04

It still is funny if done tastefully

By Clearly | 7

#5305919 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:23

Hopefully it wasn't dirty...

By Nordah | 14

#5305922 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:23

You lost me at "spray tan".

perdix | 29

#5306009 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:01

Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Boehner?

shannonreneee | 11

#5306184 - Thursday 3 January 2013 0:23

Not all tans turn out ridiculously brown or orange. A lot of models require them by clients, and it is a better alternative than laying out for hours on end in the sun. Increasing chances of premature aging and skin cancer.

WcED | 8

#5306416 - Thursday 3 January 2013 3:37

Cool story

ALlamaOnFire | 20

#5320616 - Saturday 12 January 2013 15:18

Bro* ;)

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5305923 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:24

I tell people if something like this happens. Hearing it from one stranger is WAY less awkward than knowing 100 laughed at you.

poccocurantes | 7

#5305949 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:29

G, string must be hard to come by.

By Collisionn | 11

#5305931 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:25

Just because of the spray tan, you deserve it miss oompa-loompa.

eb0ny | 15

#5310823 - Sunday 6 January 2013 4:42

The hive mind of this website is so anti-spray tan that its ridiculous. Many fake tans look pretty natural and not orange at all. If someone wants to get a spray tan because that's how they want their own skin to look, they shouldn't be ridiculed for it and called an "oompa loompa".

By DocBastard | 38

#5305935 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:26

If I had a nickel for every time I left my underwear in my hair...

mybluedream | 8

#5305965 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:33

I'd probably have about 25 cents.

ICastillo | 24

#5306005 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:58

I don't know I'm just going with my gut feeling, but Im guessing you would be broke Doc....

DocBastard | 38

#5306039 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:22

If that's what you think, then I believe you didn't know me in college.

SirCharles83 | 13

#5306058 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:35

I'd say having 25 cents is being broke.

ICastillo | 24

#5306127 - Thursday 3 January 2013 0:00

Well I guess it's not a party unless you wake up with your underwear on your head.

But what would you do, if you woke up with your underwear in the right place and some skid marked tighty whities on your head?

pags123 | 6

#5306598 - Thursday 3 January 2013 6:55

that's always fun

By txgirl2013 | 14

#5305936 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:26

"Mommy what's in your hair?" "Oh hunny it's just a fancy hair tie" rule of thumb: keep hair ties handy

GuessWhatKids | 13

#5306011 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:02

A daughter should know what a thong is..

rachelphillie | 1

#5306030 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:16

34 not necessarily. I didn't until about 5th grade, and I don't think girls younger than that would need to know. We don't know how old OP's daughter is.