That's... Creepy

No, it's hilarious. People on FML seem to hate any type humor that's not puns nor poop jokes. You guys all have a case of Stranger Danger or something

Don't do it your baby's going to be bald!

As is your icon, 2.

LOL

127- a simple "thumbs up" would have sufficed.

Why not comment? And I was actually talking to the person who said, "Don't do it, your baby will be bald!"

Who would say such a thing? That woman needs to keep her mouth shut.

She was just joking calm your tits.. :3

I understand she was joking (trying to). I just don't see the humour in the tasteless joke.

I actually found this joke very appealing.

To each their own in humour. ***I've gotten waxed before and it's easy to feel venerable, especially if you're getting it done the first few times. To me, that- whatever- joke is a reminder of how exposed I would feel. Many of you don't see it. Perhaps you'd think different after having it done yourself. :P

"Many of you don't see it" Actually we do see it, you just need to get a sense of humor.

Also, "venerable" is not the word you're looking for.

Are you okay, Enslaved?

Some think it's funny. Some don't. Jesus. Are we done?

Haha.. And with that, I would've walked out and left.

...with the wax still on?? Have fun ripping that off later...

"walked out" and "left" are the same thing just so you know.

@59 She could have meant walked out and gotten a new aesthetician. So, walked out and left is different...

“You know, all of a sudden, you've put me in the awkward position of having to leave immediately.”

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

That's life

OP you were also in a perfect position to kick her in the face..repeatedly, if she actually did try to steal your baby.

What does op mean?

"Original poster"

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

Snatch-and-grab

*sigh*

A snatch snatch?

Best comment lmao

Agreed, I don't think its even possible to "go in and steal the baby" and even if it was, the op is only 5 months pregnant. It seems like it was just I joke, maybe not the best one but its not to be taken seriously.

Awkward

Something tells me she has done it before : D