Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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DRMIKA
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Mister_Triangle
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No, it's hilarious. People on FML seem to hate any type humor that's not puns nor poop jokes. You guys all have a case of Stranger Danger or something
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Yinky
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Don't do it your baby's going to be bald!
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christyxbee
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As is your icon, 2.
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shark_girl
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LOL
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amba69
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127- a simple "thumbs up" would have sufficed.
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shark_girl
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Why not comment? And I was actually talking to the person who said, "Don't do it, your baby will be bald!"
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KannaKamui
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this, This is the best response to a comment to a post I have read in the 5 years of being a reader of these fmls. Just today, I made an account to simply say this. You have made me crack up laughing more than the actual fml post itself
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Enslaved
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DrewFluIngle
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She was just joking calm your tits.. :3
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Enslaved
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charmedamethyst
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I actually found this joke very appealing.
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Enslaved
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KiddNYC1O
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Schizomaniac
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Some think it's funny. Some don't. Jesus. Are we done?
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dijafe27
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ScarletFever67
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...with the wax still on?? Have fun ripping that off later...
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eggmarie
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"walked out" and "left" are the same thing just so you know.
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magnetic_aura
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@59 She could have meant walked out and gotten a new aesthetician. So, walked out and left is different...
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brackaman
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“You know, all of a sudden, you've put me in the awkward position of having to leave immediately.”
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JustKittyKat
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Attempt to be social and funny: fail.
Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.
Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.
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NeDaroft
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That's life
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Mideoyeo
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OP you were also in a perfect position to kick her in the face..repeatedly, if she actually did try to steal your baby.
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DatRealAssTruth
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What does op mean?
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KatjaM
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"Original poster"
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RockPrincess26
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I was going to comment that.
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surfbumblonde
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The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.
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gc327072
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surfbumblonde
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*sigh*
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Meettitan
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A snatch snatch?
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hoper423
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Best comment lmao
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igetitincum2win
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Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.