By ollierocks96 - United States
Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
COMMENTS
Reply
  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

#4, get back to the nursery, your mommy will punish you again if she sees you online unsupervised.

OP, that sucks, and I've seen that sort of thing happen too. D:
Was it tasty? XD

By  Tamm_10  |  0

you didn't have to eat it weirdo :] it's called spitting it out, unless it's some kind of freakish fantasy you have of coincidentally having a spider fall into your mouth and your first thought is to eat it and savor the taste, ha!
FYL.

Reply
  redbluegreen  |  40

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!