By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 482
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You're full of it, no way that happened. How long have you been sit'n in your cubical dreaming that one up?

I actually did have this happen

#4, get back to the nursery, your mommy will punish you again if she sees you online unsupervised. OP, that sucks, and I've seen that sort of thing happen too. D: Was it tasty? XD

wow what an ass... udk if it happend or not

you didn't have to eat it weirdo :] it's called spitting it out, unless it's some kind of freakish fantasy you have of coincidentally having a spider fall into your mouth and your first thought is to eat it and savor the taste, ha! FYL.

#5 If it was flicked into his mouth, it probably went to the very back of his mouth or down his throat. You can't spit that out.

two spider fml's in a row ha ha

haha FYL. spiders don't Taste that bad... LOL JK

Oh god, ah! That's icky! I hope you didn't swallow it. Must've sucked for the spider, too.

well, you gave the guy a target. maybe he was practising his aiming skills and you just happened to be his mark :D

The good news is it will eat all the flies in your stomach! That's gotta count for something.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her; She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!

WTF is with spiders lately?!? i've already seen like 3 fml about it... im scared