By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 03:39 - United States
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If the kid was that worn out then a phone might not have woken him. Not really a FYL, more of a shit happens than anything else. Otherwise next time get a recording from tv or a movie of a car chase with cop sirens and stuff. Then play that in the background when she phones and tell her "your kid is mine. The cops will never take us alive!". And watch her freak out hell out. :-P
#7, you made me LOL, I think there's been a point in all of our lives when we've wanted to punt a small creature to the moon. As for the original, sure, it's an FML. There are different severities of FMLs, sometimes, you forget your keys inside and just mutter, fuck my life, and you move on with it, other times, your grandmother dies and then its bring your grandmother to work day. Sure, this is an FML. Also, I'm very sorry, I don't see how you deserved this.
I fear the day I become a dad. I'll probably end up insane.
Maybe... try using the phone on vibrate? I almost never have mine on ring because ringers annoy the fuck out of me... I wish they annoyed more people.