FML : Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer...

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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StevieMe - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 14:48 / Canada

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By TeenTiger | 0

#94015 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:03

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

By VerticalOrbit | 0

#94061 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:10

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

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By WFactor | 0

#94013 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:03

That's hilarious.

beccaishereyay | 11

#938888 - Friday 12 March 2010 10:33

"Today, I went to get a largevpicture of myself laminated. the guy proceeded to rub his ballsack then continued to laminate my picture like nothing happened. when it was finished there was a large pubic hair on my cheek, FML."

ccftw | 0

#981365 - Sunday 18 April 2010 11:29

this is why the razor was invented, ladies and gentlemen

hazelkee | 0

#1043577 - Friday 25 June 2010 10:10

eww. shaving the private??! that's gross.

terranada | 3

#1183984 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:57

ydi for having hairy nuts

limabeans101029 | 20

#1237169 - Friday 13 August 2010 07:59

why is shaving your privates gross? lots of ppl do it. u see, most guys dont like it when their gfs have bushes. and some girls dont like it when their bfs do either. how old ARE you?

ronton | 4

#1351165 - Saturday 4 September 2010 05:38

you stuck your hand inside your pants to scratch??? WTF

BarcodeDragon | 0

#4603445 - Saturday 23 June 2012 11:34

I thought it said that he was laminating a potato. I need some sleep.

nlm92 | 15

#5946951 - Friday 16 May 2014 02:57

#177 That's not necessarily true. Preferences vary from person to person. I makes sense to keep it trimmed but fully shaven is a subjective preference. It's not the pubic hair that's gross it's the fact that he didn't scratch it through his pocket or something.

By TeenTiger | 0

#94015 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:03

Could you tell us the location of your work place so we can all avoid it. Thanks.

zadie | 6

#4185637 - Monday 19 March 2012 08:59

This is one of those FMLs that you simply COULD NOT make up!

_Adog2645 | 24

#6725562 - Wednesday 21 December 2016 04:47

But #2 didn't type an fml, it was just a comment...

By hatarou | 0

#94032 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:05

man thats messed up did anything bad happen

yuhhkno | 0

#1042363 - Friday 25 June 2010 05:45

did she notice loll what happendd!?

By Panime | 0

#94036 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:07

One day that will be a revered piece of art!

By piderman13 | 0

#94043 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:07

Its not his fault!!! When it itches, it demands immediate attention!! I say if anyone got mad at OP then screw them! Honestly, the golden pocket coins come first

Lexi333 | 0

#987867 - Monday 3 May 2010 06:16

omg # 5 u made my fukn day. ur too hilarious

Dunebuggy569 | 5

#1198572 - Friday 6 August 2010 02:49

#5, you probably have alot of pissed off crazy ex-girlfriends from you scratching your balls in public with them don't you?

Dear_Karma | 27

#6503341 - Wednesday 6 January 2016 05:47

Ya but he didn't have to stick his hands down his pants to do it!

By sforward09 | 0

#94044 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:07

hahahahaha thats fucking hilarious... but discusting at the same yime... you shouldnt have scratched your nuts next to the machine

By SFemily | 0

#94045 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:07

That is horribly gross!

By acertijo | 0

#94060 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:10

hahahaha awesomely gross XD

By VerticalOrbit | 0

#94061 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:10

Ok, so, you put your hand IN YOUR PANTS? I'm not a guy, but most guys I've seen that get an itch, usually don't put their hand in their pants. You're doing it wrong.

t3a | 0

#1419067 - Friday 17 September 2010 04:28

truth, what kinda gross Weirdo shoves his hand in his pants and palms his balls

Poepiepiesie | 3

#1534822 - Monday 11 October 2010 11:52

I indeed mostly use my tongue to get rid of ballsack itches.

nexismyname | 0

#2294546 - Monday 4 April 2011 09:13

181 I rofld hard hahaha

By Savvy89 | 0

#94062 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:10

hahahahaha, tell her that is how the photo was when you recieved it, you noticed it at first but just thought the woman had a large cheek hair. that should work =p Pictures are Worth 1000 words and A Pubicle