Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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illmatic2
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I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.
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airball33
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Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor
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ilovemydoodle123
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ohhhh sorry that sucks! first!
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Thawn
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lol 1. you just lost your right to give an opinion by saying "first"
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ilovemydoodle123
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shut up you ugly emu
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Schizomaniac
| 24
That was a little bit unnecessary.
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ilovemydoodle123
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he shouldn't of said that an I wouldn't say anything
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Kiimy_fml
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you deserve it for being in hearing distance!! Lol jk that sucks and its disgusting you should of been like wait no! It crawled out of mine!!
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ahti546
| 11
yeah you were probably being a third wheel
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iCJ86
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first?
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jubjub1276
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fail
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illmatic2
| 16
I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.
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todo350
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added to favourites. enough said.
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OwNowBrownCow
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Number one's pick looks like an ewok.
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MAGNAVOX
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Well it could of been worse OP, he could of said out of his butthole.
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BethiiGeex
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it's chewbacca.
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illmatic2
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You two are mean.
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BethiiGeex
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lmfao it's not even number 1 in the picture, on the picture it says " ugly people "
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iSitt
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it's revenge for all the crap you yelled out loud in public while you were five years old
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rattioh
| 0
Too bad you ain't a mouse.
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rattioh
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Don't tell anyone, but I'm really a ninja.
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meepz
| 0
Too right bro.
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dodoo_fml
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Ninjas FTW.
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pinkpillowz
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haha what's up with all the mouse pictures?
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Hoplaka
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A lilmatic is a lilmatic. Now gives me the cookie! :3
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Lukee
| 0
My face as it is ------>. o_O
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illmatic2
| 16
92- Incorrect. Try again.
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HahaHokayThen
| 10
omg 92 so I looked at this comment & replies earlier & there were mouse pictures & now they're gone. how creepy.
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EffinAhole
| 0
Your parents are awesome! suck it up OP! you should be happy u have rents that have a sense of humor.
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airball33
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Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor
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sammy432
| 0
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Ikr!! :D
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pancake_mixx
| 9
20- I have the same bracelet [:
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Icyyy
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Agreed. : ) *Warning: long comment follows*
And, Op, I hate to say it so bluntly, but it's a bit selfish of you to post this on Fml. your parents seem to have a nice sense of humor, so lighten up.
While it may be gross for your parent to say that, you said it yourself - 'they didn't know I was in hearing distance'. And besides, since you're on fml, you should be mature enough to hear something like that.
And, Op, I hate to say it so bluntly, but it's a bit selfish of you to post this on Fml. your parents seem to have a nice sense of humor, so lighten up.
While it may be gross for your parent to say that, you said it yourself - 'they didn't know I was in hearing distance'. And besides, since you're on fml, you should be mature enough to hear something like that.
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natvv
| 0
Exactly what I was about to say.
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riseagainst8767x
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20-Best profile pic ever!
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seracy13
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lol agreed
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DarksideDoll
| 31
OP should be happy his parents have a cheeky sense of humor & seem to get on just great! :)
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Eldir
| 0
this isn't an fml.....
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SixDeuce
| 0
So what's the fml part of this? Smartass comments happen all the time, get over it
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ramboman19
| 8
isn't it "hand in hand"?
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ilovemydoodle123
| 0
I think so......
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1personinthiswor
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...? That's what the fml says, unless I'm reading it wrong.
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ferrettamer
| 6
That is what I read...
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Probably got edited, people.
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
no it says hand in hand.
dont hate me for being right?
:D
dont hate me for being right?
:D
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Br00tal666
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LMAO! This just made my day!
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berrenduh
| 0
I just imagined someone saying this with an Australian accent (:
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marinlabyrinth
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oh wow....your life sucks so much, your parents have a happy relationship and get along. how is this an FML???
i have to hear my mom say this stuff all the time and fucking but it's not with my dad, it's with her new boyfriend who's 20 years younger than her.
go fuck yourself.
i have to hear my mom say this stuff all the time and fucking but it's not with my dad, it's with her new boyfriend who's 20 years younger than her.
go fuck yourself.
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exitdecay
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ick, atleast your father has a bit of a sense of humor..