FML : Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids...

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Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

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You deserved it

By 2old4thiscrap - / Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:06 / United States

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By jillianb34 | 0

#710751 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:05

i love coloring books :)

By too_curvy | 0

#710759 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:07

haha! 21yo female, I love coloring books.

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By jillianb34 | 0

#710751 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:05

i love coloring books :)

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Starfire22 | 5

#710806 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:26

Same here:)

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ZombieKnickers_fml | 8

#710870 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:56

Doesn't everyone?

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YayAmerica | 0

#710886 - Wednesday 9 December 2009 0:10

The real tragedy is that he's so insecure that he would consider this an FML. FHL.

By Emperor_Jim | 0

#710752 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By twiddleFig | 0

#710756 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:07

lol, i do the same thing

By too_curvy | 0

#710759 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:07

haha! 21yo female, I love coloring books.

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Zoomer117 | 1

#710775 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:12

hey what does MLIA mean?

By youaredumb | 0

#710760 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:08

This isn't an FML. This is a MLIA!

By pearls | 0

#710771 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:13

They would lap this up if it were to be posted on MLIA ;)

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#710772 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:12

I wish it wasn't so, but this would definitely get posted on MLIA. I hate what that site has become.

By elyssarae | 0

#710779 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:14

Haha I agree. I love coloring books, and this should be an MLIA since you have time to even color! :]]

By vyper360 | 0

#710788 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:18

MLIA is mylifeisaverage

By robertsk89 | 0

#710790 - Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:19

woah coloring was one if my favorite past times when I was a child. I should retake it up

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