Work: Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 07:53 - Canada

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes you have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:02

That's revolting.

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:02

That's revolting.

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Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:17

agreed thts BEYOND gross lol

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:19

You should take what you can get if that's you're life cause you ain't goin much further xD

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Haha well old people need loving too.

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Saturday 20 August 2011 15:56

But they gotta pay.

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

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Monday 2 November 2009 15:09

LOL PROBABLY .

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:08

why would that even matter..ok so she winked and walked away? big deal!

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Saturday 27 August 2011 5:53

Op walked away after she winked...

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:09

Maybe she mistaked you for someone else? My friend's grandmother sometimes mistakes him for his father.

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Thursday 19 January 2012 5:56

Mistook* or has mistaken* come on generation. We're already in the "dumb shit" hole.

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Sunday 17 May 2015 22:09

grammer is erverrated

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:10

HEADLINE Old woman rapes boy

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:11

Its just creepy that some. Old lady would be like that, i'd have walked away too

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:13

Eww, old people.

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:13

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:15

hahaha that sounds like the old people at the place i used to work at.

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