FML : Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in...

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Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes you have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 June 2009 07:53 / Canada

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By grocky | 0

#297340 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:02

That's revolting.

By Jimboom | 11

#297361 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

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By grocky | 0

#297340 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:02

That's revolting.

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vollyball921 | 0

#979668 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 06:17

agreed thts BEYOND gross lol

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Lolerskatez | 0

#1713600 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:19

You should take what you can get if that's you're life cause you ain't goin much further xD

By xxmollyxx | 25

#297342 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:03

Haha well old people need loving too.

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NomOnShroomz | 14

#3146112 - Saturday 20 August 2011 03:56

But they gotta pay.

By Jimboom | 11

#297361 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:06

You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)

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emmah_15 | 0

#650816 - Monday 2 November 2009 03:09

LOL PROBABLY .

By paigeharper | 0

#297369 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:08

why would that even matter..ok so she winked and walked away? big deal!

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Sgt_Minty | 0

#3186420 - Saturday 27 August 2011 05:53

Op walked away after she winked...

By XAMezaki | 0

#297376 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:09

Maybe she mistaked you for someone else? My friend's grandmother sometimes mistakes him for his father.

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BlackCloudedSldr | 5

#3907506 - Thursday 19 January 2012 05:56

Mistook* or has mistaken* come on generation. We're already in the "dumb shit" hole.

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thatguynamedsky | 32

#6293694 - Sunday 17 May 2015 10:09

grammer is erverrated

By tranman978 | 0

#297384 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:10

HEADLINE Old woman rapes boy

By inface2b | 0

#297391 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:11

Its just creepy that some. Old lady would be like that, i'd have walked away too

By Rebii | 0

#297396 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:13

Eww, old people.

By texMan_fml | 0

#297397 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:13

Test

By a_z0_9_fml | 0

#297405 - Friday 12 June 2009 04:15

hahaha that sounds like the old people at the place i used to work at.

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