FML : Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned...

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sam - / Monday 23 November 2009 01:35 / United States

Intimacy

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By pinkthistlepoppy | 0

#684587 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#684558 - Monday 23 November 2009 8:56

LMFAO awww that's so awkward
Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed.

Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

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By DameGreyWulf | 0

#684558 - Monday 23 November 2009 8:56

LMFAO awww that's so awkward
Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed.

Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

austinryansmith | 0

#793087 - Saturday 23 January 2010 14:44

lol u make my day

ImanAzol | 4

#3956851 - Saturday 28 January 2012 16:39

Handcuffs can damage the wrists. Leather cuffs with buckles are much safer.

But why did she have to untie him? Couldn't she just wait while you did?

nathan95_fml | 3

#4278831 - Monday 9 April 2012 5:17

Even better, leather restraints with buckles...even faster than handcuffs...and way more comfortable and sexy

capjack | 2

#4598775 - Friday 22 June 2012 5:45

I say if you have your mom at your house with you busting out condoms and handcuffs is a bad idea.

By Moeey | 0

#684565 - Monday 23 November 2009 8:59

Chew it over with a twix. No one cares but me because I took the time to write this.

By pinkthistlepoppy | 0

#684587 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1341521 - Friday 3 September 2010 5:00

agreed haha aww n00bs these days

Life_is_FML | 22

#5402509 - Tuesday 12 March 2013 14:18

Noobs? This isn't Xbox live you know

VeganVampyre | 26

#5521357 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 4:38

I don't think the issue is her being in the house so much as their horrible timing. They must have known it was close to supper time; they should have waited 'til later, when everyone was in bed.

By U_idiot | 1

#684600 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:17

lol nice. You kind of deserve it for getting it on before supper... which I'm guessing you knew about. Shit like this happens all the time though to people I'm sure. Embarrasing yes.. FML, no.

By JassyJas | 2

#684607 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:25

RAWR=i love you in dinosaur

toch040 | 0

#1039745 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:32

on a different note, grraawllll means spamer

By beverly1987 | 0

#684612 - Monday 23 November 2009 9:28

Fun fact: putting the apostrohpe at the end of "boyfriends" instead of between the d and s, it creates the impression of you having multiple boyfriends who all live in the same house ;)
I know, grammar naziism is bad, but this is just funny.