FML : Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen...

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Oops / Sunday 3 January 2016 19:09 / United States - San Francisco

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By Comrox | 19

#6501156 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:39

Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI

By paperbag77 | 9

#6501162 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:54

short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own orgasm face looks like

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By exoticDeath | 20

#6501155 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:38

Should've made sure that no one was looking??

By Comrox | 19

#6501156 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:39

Personally I wouldn't see that as a good idea when other people are present... YDI

By Theokholes | 14

#6501157 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:41

Tell the kid he'll never be able to give a girl that face. Destroy his dreams

abnormaalz | 7

#6501166 - Monday 4 January 2016 10:05

why that he did'nt do anything wrong....

Theokholes | 14

#6501204 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:07

for the lolz of course, the kid will not remember what she said anyway so

pizzas_awesome | 18

#6501205 - Monday 4 January 2016 12:15

He's 13. I still remember stuff from when I was 5.

Theokholes | 14

#6501449 - Monday 4 January 2016 18:43

But why would the kid give a fuck ? It's just a joke and the kid is already mocking her so it would be a sweet revenge

IchigoDeathGod | 14

#6501570 - Monday 4 January 2016 21:01

That'd be funny

By cheeeksss | 29

#6501158 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:42

Is it better that he finds it funny rather than being sexually attracted to you after seeing that face of yours...?

By mds9986 | 24

#6501159 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:43

How would his 13 year old cousin know that was your orgasm face and not just a random funny face?

pancakebunny | 19

#6502354 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:49

Thats exactly what i thought

nixbling | 10

#6536750 - Sunday 14 February 2016 17:55

because he is a young horny teenage who has probably discovered porn by now, or at least wanked it once or twice.

By Candijpg | 17

#6501160 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:44

I hope you weren't planning to do the dirty in the same house as the 13 year old

Limeila | 10

#6501173 - Monday 4 January 2016 10:36

Right, I guess people can't touch each other anymore once they have a kid. Oh wait, why are there so many people with siblings?

cloudyface | 23

#6501291 - Monday 4 January 2016 15:13

Because she wouldn't do a good job making sure no one is around before they do it

nixbling | 10

#6536751 - Sunday 14 February 2016 17:56

it was his cousin tho, not their own kid. she probably wasn't expecting to see him there.

By paperbag77 | 9

#6501162 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:54

short of having sex on a mirror how the hell do you know what your own orgasm face looks like

AyeJay101 | 25

#6501164 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:56

Guessing they got kinky one day and made a video

whysobeachy | 37

#6501426 - Monday 4 January 2016 18:14

I've never watched myself orgasm, but I have a fair idea of how my face contorts when I do. So, maybe that's how OP knows her orgasm face?

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6501163 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:56

"O" no!

lexred | 29

#6501191 - Monday 4 January 2016 11:40

what an intelligent comment to make!

Levvy | 22

#6501929 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:04

Aw, lexred, no need to be so sarcastic with yourself.

By tbangazak3 | 7

#6501165 - Monday 4 January 2016 9:57

That was dumb

By evanmurphy | 14

#6501169 - Monday 4 January 2016 10:13

It's your fault for randomly making your orgasm face. You won't be getting my sympathy as you created this "problem"

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