By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
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YDI for grabbing someone else's beer. Don't touch my damn beer 😂

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You’re eating bacon and butts? Are you sure this counts as an FML? Sounds like a fantasy to me.

YDI for grabbing someone else's beer. Don't touch my damn beer 😂