FML : Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine....

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Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 04:34 / United States

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By Jaxro | 6

#92730 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

By SonicSophie | 0

#92719 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:02

Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

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By SonicSophie | 0

#92719 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:02

Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

dafakeslimshady | 12

#6547877 - Monday 29 February 2016 05:20

Why? jerking off is natural. maybe he doesn't have a computer of his own. when I was 13 I had to use the family computer.

By Jaxro | 6

#92730 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

jamesSIII | 0

#965238 - Saturday 20 March 2010 09:57

Agreed.

By Stupidpeople | 0

#92732 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:15

Its a fair request!!

By carmel | 0

#92733 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:16

Exactly right #2 But your mum has a great sense of humour! haha

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#92745 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:28

YDI. not for looking at porn, but because you forget your lotion

By trynightday | 0

#92761 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:39

If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate? Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

BabylonHunter | 4

#6432830 - Sunday 11 October 2015 09:35

imagine if she did sit in his cum

By Stay_beautiful | 0

#92762 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:39

YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI