By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
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By  trynightday  |  0

If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate?
Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

By  Stay_beautiful  |  0

YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI