Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

Why? jerking off is natural. maybe he doesn't have a computer of his own. when I was 13 I had to use the family computer.

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

Agreed.

Its a fair request!!

Exactly right #2 But your mum has a great sense of humour! haha

YDI. not for looking at porn, but because you forget your lotion

If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate? Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

imagine if she did sit in his cum

YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI

vile act...? you lost me there. pounding your beef jerky is healthy.

I agree with 1# . . . You can use that stuff not in conjunction with masturbation. Some of us do!

This is why I always check for leftovers after a masturbation session ;P

"Leftovers" made me lol

pwned please dont watch porn on our family comp.!