By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
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Jaxro 6
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Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

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SonicSophie 0
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Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

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SonicSophie 0
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Hate to say it, but you deserved it!

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dafakeslimshady 12
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Why? jerking off is natural. maybe he doesn't have a computer of his own. when I was 13 I had to use the family computer.

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Jaxro 6
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Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

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Stupidpeople 0
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Its a fair request!!

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carmel 0
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Exactly right #2 But your mum has a great sense of humour! haha

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AntiChrist7 0
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YDI. not for looking at porn, but because you forget your lotion

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trynightday 0
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If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate? Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

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BabylonHunter 4
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imagine if she did sit in his cum

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Stay_beautiful 0
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YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI

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ZleveL 0
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vile act...? you lost me there. pounding your beef jerky is healthy.

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Mattyknows 0
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I agree with 1# . . . You can use that stuff not in conjunction with masturbation. Some of us do!

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TidusBlade 0
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This is why I always check for leftovers after a masturbation session ;P

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capslockisgood 19
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"Leftovers" made me lol

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AdamRock 2
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pwned please dont watch porn on our family comp.!

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