By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 095
You deserved it 66 210

Same thing different taste

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Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

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Why? jerking off is natural. maybe he doesn't have a computer of his own. when I was 13 I had to use the family computer.

Why is it when people see hand lotion they automatically think of masturbation? I would have played it off as having dry skin.

Exactly right #2 But your mum has a great sense of humour! haha

AntiChrist7 0

YDI. not for looking at ****, but because you forget your lotion

If it's a family computer, surely the fact that she changed the background to 'Please Do Not Watch **** on the Family Computer' is slightly more innapropriate? Unless she sat in your cumshot, then more power to her.

YOU SICK PERV! lol no I'm playin'..but seriously...dude..if you're going to perform such a vile act on something that isn't yours, at least remember to clean up the evidence. YDI

vile act...? you lost me there. pounding your beef jerky is healthy.

I agree with 1# . . . You can use that stuff not in conjunction with masturbation. Some of us do!

This is why I always check for leftovers after a masturbation session ;P

pwned please dont watch **** on our family comp.!