By Titatoum - 17/01/2015 21:12 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 855
You deserved it 5 756

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Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

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Did you even try to make a half deucent pun?

Don't be a party pooper.

I think you mean oh shit

They are just full of shit aren't they?

sometimes people Gotta be assholes. don't let that get to you again OP. You're just in those situations where you are in the wrong place at the wrong time

why the flying fuck does this have so many downvotes?

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

Randy Marsh beat Bono...hahaha

Bieber is the biggest piece of shit I have seen

picking on a global celebrity online? I'm sorry to interrupt but being an asshole to someone solely based on stereotypes is shitty.

35 - when you put yourself out there to be a celebrity, you accept and invite all of these types of comments, otherwise dont be a famous singer where people will wanna talk about you.

I know #37 it's true n JB got acclimatized to this life a long time ago. It's just that the hypocrisy of some people kinda infuriates me...

Judging Bieber based on his public actions has nothing to do with stereotypes. Stereotypes are when you use a group the person belongs to ("white" "male" "young adult") to say things apply to them.

When fangirls get mad... It's funnier then the fml itself.

btw, I'm opening a "Manipulation by Media on Bieber" Research Academy. You all are kindly invited (:

i loved that episode lol. bono no hurt the bitty. the bitty good. sorry dada lolol

Another shit related FML post...

Oh, shit. Well said!

This shit is everywhere.

I think that person was referring to me

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

I thought it was because they're just nervous. lol

It's both. They're nervous because they know that they can't take a dump without everything from the middle of their stomachs to their tails ripping off.

This is a perfect example of abuse of power. You could try to refute the fine.

Imagine op presenting a picture of his chihuahua next to the turd for evidence. "As you can see, your honor, my dog is far to small to have taken that dump."

Sounds like a movie I'd go and see.

It is annoying for people who take walks

Nobody is denying that. OP'S point is that they were fined not only for something that they were not responsible for, but for something that they patently could not have been responsible for. OP is not his brother's sweeper.

Blodwast 16

YDI for not picking up your dog's poop.

_You_ deserve it for not reading the post.

I really wonder if some of these people even read the post before they comment on it.

13, I was a little bit confused at first too. I thought OP was was saying that he didn't have to pick up his dogs poop because it was too big (and was exaggerating about the length). Which in that case, would be a YDI. But it's actually the fact that it's not his dog's poop. We're so dumb. XD at least I looked for an explanation before voting or commenting

So........did you get it up though???

well aren't you having a shitty day then :P some people are just bitches...ignore it