Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Emmy_m92
| 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
By
hondabikez
| 2
it normal! it happens!
COMMENTS
By
hondabikez
| 2
it normal! it happens!
Reply
nhuda
| 4
wait I don't get it what does op mean??
Reply
DocBastard
| 38
Other Pussies
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Ostrich Porno
Reply
Orange penis
Reply
moosemonkey1000
| 6
octagonal sack
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Fail, 75. Might as well had put "c-c-c-combo breaker".
Reply
cul8r
| 4
Optimus Prime.
Reply
ceejster
| 0
ongoing cunt!
Reply
ruby84
| 1
overly possessive
Reply
The_Creeper_fml
| 8
Oscillating Penis.
Reply
Efeks
| 0
#87 Win .
Reply
mountneer
| 0
opossum puncher
Reply
xshadyshadow
| 0
Orgasmic Potato.
Reply
DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
Obscured Periscope
Reply
nhuda
| 4
thanks u guys those were awesome answers!!
(*sarcasm tone*)
(*sarcasm tone*)
Reply
youngclench
| 0
Onlooking penguins?
Reply
tacobird123
| 7
Tacos Rule. am I moderated yet?
Reply
mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
oooh ooooh I want to do one. uhhh ummmm ahhhh eeekkkk blurp Uhhhh ahem ugh uhhh ummm
organic pussy!!! I really hope someone hasn't said this.
wouldn't it be funny if the person was asking what the OP meant by cant get it up.
organic pussy!!! I really hope someone hasn't said this.
wouldn't it be funny if the person was asking what the OP meant by cant get it up.
Reply
chewbacca69
| 0
octo pussy
Reply
mshooter
| 0
original poster
Reply
kiraaamaeee
| 0
^ ruined the game :(
Reply
unclepester
| 0
but we can still play
orangutan poop!
orangutan poop!
Reply
beastette1230
| 0
orgasmic pimp
Reply
ruby84
| 1
obese person
Reply
atacker49
| 0
orgasmic penis
Reply
Mendoza13
| 0
onion pussi
Reply
momony_fml
| 0
OHHH, PUSSY!!
Reply
MetroidSlayer01
| 8
that's enough
Reply
Falcon_My_Life
| 0
Anal excretion.
Reply
Gravitex
| 0
opium power
Reply
TheCurlyTheory
| 0
That is what she meant , sweetie . You all fail .
Reply
cupcakemann95
| 7
Octagona Puss
Reply
Skywalka911
| 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Reply
x_the_lancer_x
| 13
Wow 56... All I can say is that you are way too young for this app, unless you are trolling. Which is also a great possibility. Either way, it really bugs me that such uneducated people are on this app... But hey, it's the Internet and nobody can really do much about it without pissing people off so... Yeah. Try waiting awhile and become more educated on "mature" topics, and then come back? Anyway, I am going to just leave you alone, and stop "feeding the troll" because I am most likely doing that.
Reply
PrinterKing
| 13
Orgasm planner
Reply
TrippingOnAcid
| 29
#252 Correct me if I'm wrong but to my knowledge being unfamiliar with the term "OP" does not constitute a lack of education on "mature topics". Go fuck yourself.
By
davidrios86
| 0
looks like someone has stage fright next time have her give u a Australian kiss it like a French kiss except down under
Reply
etanman
| 5
HAHA down under nice
Reply
DivineGarden
| 0
"I come from a land down under"
~Men at work
~Men at work
Reply
amayaa_fml
| 7
how long have you been waiting to use that one?
Reply
emmi23
| 0
dude im n aussie nd thats mi joke nd im a giod aussie kisser ;)
Reply
SquishFish
| 15
nd ur a bd aussi spller
By
casagrand
| 0
i feel bad for ya dude
By
Emmy_m92
| 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
Reply
gamer_fur_life
| 0
haaaaha.
Reply
BloodyHeel
| 8
Yes, we are aware.
Reply
_krispy
| 0
ba-dam-chh!
Reply
ebs_fml
| 0
lol.
Reply
GreggHutch
| 0
WIN
By
TheDrifter
| 23
Look on the bright side op. That emergency condom you've carried for years will still be there tomorrow.
Reply
sarah48_fml
| 0
lol this ^
Reply
starile
| 19
Only, it'll be expired, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. OP just can't win, can he?
Reply
labiscuit
| 15
Yes!
Reply
mola_mola
| 3
@144, that's what she said ;)
Reply
bunnixbrutality
| 5
in this case no cus he couldnt even get it it upp
Reply
ALDJ
| 4
170... that's what she didn't say
By
Fishfanatic
| 7
Don't worry OP, first time nerves are very common indeed and will tend to happen if you constantly worry about how you're going to perform when the time comes. I know everyone say's relax, and it's a cliche but it is a true one. Don't take it too seriously, and please don't think that it has to be like any porn film you may have watched, because real life sex is really not like that for the most part . They aren't called actors for nothing ( for all that the penetration is real ) .
Just have fun and calm down.
Just have fun and calm down.
Reply
starile
| 19
Yes, his sexual partner would help him out by saying, "Calm down, OP. Calm down! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!"
Reply
Vozz
| 0
I'm so very tired of you starile.
By
mama2b3
| 20
lol ops user name lol
Reply
Emmy_The_Great
| 2
I was thinking that hahahaha.
Reply
ninjapiratejesus_fml
| 20
Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind was, "That would make a great name for a rabbit"?
By
KB_Duzit
| 0
lmao
By
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Damn, mate! Ya ol' fart!
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Damn? I meant crikey.
Reply
idkmyusername
| 0
*Over* not I've x)
By
TrueColours
| 9
First-night failure. It happens.