FML : Today I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the...

Today I wanted to bake some chocolate chip cookies. As the first load was done, I tasted a cookie and it tasted too salty. Thinking it was because of the pinch of salt, I added more sugar to the batter, only to realize that the sugar I've put into the whole batter was actually salt. FML

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By Mia - / Saturday 26 January 2019 02:00 /

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By avanillachai | 3

#7759571 - Saturday 26 January 2019 10:25

I'm just bothered that you did a "load" of cookies and added sugar to cookie "batter." In what world is it not a batch of cookies and cookie dough?

By wmayrhofer | 17

#7759492 - Saturday 26 January 2019 3:19

Sugar and salt don't actually cancel each other out, you know...

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7759474 - Saturday 26 January 2019 2:13

On the plus side, you won’t get diabetes! (High blood pressure is another story.)

By simmpandher | 24

#7759477 - Saturday 26 January 2019 2:19

Hahaha the amount of times I've mixed the two up is too high 😂. Now, I have everything labelled lol.

By wmayrhofer | 17

#7759492 - Saturday 26 January 2019 3:19

Sugar and salt don't actually cancel each other out, you know...

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7759513 - Saturday 26 January 2019 4:54

Especially if you keep mistaking one for the other.

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7759522 - Saturday 26 January 2019 5:25

Now that's what I call a salty situation!

By avanillachai | 3

#7759571 - Saturday 26 January 2019 10:25

I'm just bothered that you did a "load" of cookies and added sugar to cookie "batter." In what world is it not a batch of cookies and cookie dough?

By darkshadus | 10

#7759642 - Saturday 26 January 2019 14:45

How do people confuse the two? they come in different types of containers and they have Salt and Sugar written on the container smh

Dexter_1995 | 1

#7759665 - Saturday 26 January 2019 15:53

Agreed. And they have a completely different texture

dedanjel | 33

#7759905 - Sunday 27 January 2019 3:50

Some people put them in containers after they open the package, so that explains the possible lack of labeling. Not registering the different textures, I got nothing for

demix_fml | 27

#7760028 - Sunday 27 January 2019 13:08

I have no clue how people mix these up.

By darkshadus | 10

#7759671 - Saturday 26 January 2019 16:01

How do people confuse the two? they come in different types of containers and they have Salt and Sugar written on the container smh

By azerty_fml | 13

#7759941 - Sunday 27 January 2019 8:16

These cookies must have been really really salty. How messed up are your tastebuds that you believe a bit of added sugar will cancel out that much saltness?

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7760195 - Sunday 27 January 2019 20:49

Years ago when my spicy tolerance was much lower, had a can of spicy chili with lots of ketchup. It was a bit too spicy for me, so next time I added even more ketchup. Somehow it was even spicier. I looked at the ketchup bottle and it was spicy ketchup.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7760313 - Monday 28 January 2019 2:51

And I thought I couldn't cook! This makes me feel better about myself!

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