Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl
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How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?
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alwaysalady
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When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl
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How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?
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Imdead
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Wow, Fuck her life.
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AfroMike
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this one seems fake. not sure why, but i dont believe this actually happened.
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WOGBRO
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I am warning u to never say that FMLs aren't real I got kicked of for saying that.
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Lichinamo
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Fuck HER life? I say fuck the OP's life. The vomiter clearly threw up for no reason and just wanted to blame someone. That someone happened to be the OP.
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Raluxa
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What if OP just smelled horrible? That could be a possibility. Go shower, OP.
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boyvu22
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I'm not sure whether or not to believe this...are you like...how are you so...striking in appearance that you cause someone to vomit?
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lulikr
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maybe she was allergic to something to do with you
like if you recently ate peanutbutter or something
like if you recently ate peanutbutter or something
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J0K3R13
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could be body spray you had on or perfune
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flyingdjs
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#9!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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VivaLaJewFace
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never have i ever heard of someone throwing up from the sight of someone... that sucks so hard.
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alwaysalady
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When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.
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Ketchup_Castle
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Well, that sucks.
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Kat_MS
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Haha that sucks...I doubt you actually caused her to throw up though :P. She was probably just trying to be funny, or as others have said, cover up her embarrassment.
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Sipos
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LOL. I'd do that just to see the look on someone's face if throwing up didn't suck so much.
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iamf___d
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If this is true it is very sad you should post yourself on a site and charge money at least then you can get rich cause even a rich circus freak gets layed
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crudeandrudeguy
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31- somebody has to say it, what the fuck are you talking about?!?