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By CreepedOut - 9/3/2010 06:31 - United States
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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  TapeMan_3000  |  0

lol the british guy. no we don't "let" people do it, but stuff happens. that's like saying "in
my country, we don't let people steal stuff, so it never happens cause they aren't allowed too!"

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  epicfailburger  |  0

Today, I was sleeping and I suddenly woke up and had too pee. I pissed in the corner and I suddenly wanted to give the person there a hi five. as I was running towards them, I forgot to "put up my drawbridge"

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By  Sirin_fml  |  46

I suspect the OP called the bum's grandmother a GILF, questioned his Hobo ancestry, smashed a vodka bottle over his own head, and things just followed on naturally from there. Hence, YDI.

That or the trolls are out this morning.

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By  SephoraSocialite  |  0

yeah the rebels think probably ydi you went into the subway. you're just fucking living your life out and shit happens out of your control- sorry OP but that definitely dampens the day specially if they peed on you.

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