FML : Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I...

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Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CreepedOut - / Tuesday 9 March 2010 06:31 / United States

Transportation

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By Angeledice | 0

#928384 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

Did you kick him in the balls? ^^

By Philosophic | 0

#928497 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:59

YDI for looking like an urinal.

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By curlgirl1311 | 0

#928378 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

ewww! that really sucks! :(

Frank155 | 5

#928454 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:38

It does, yes...

Philosophic | 0

#928497 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:59

YDI for looking like an urinal.

The_Norwegian | 2

#928567 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 13:30

WIN.

shadow33456 | 1

#928679 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:23

ydi for not letting him pee on you

Jdelakas | 0

#928693 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:26

you let people pee on the subway? gosh silly yanks. here our subways are clean.

st0n333d | 0

#928701 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:30

silly forginers we piss everywhere! besides we make up for good dental care and taxes ^_^. ( as of now till congress passes obamanations bill )

Prototype12 | 0

#928736 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:44

I had a 8-legged cow run after me once while it was still eating a 4 year old kid. True Story

woofis | 0

#928847 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:29

hobos ftw

Cristaderzi | 0

#929101 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:39

We dont let anything: Its just when those crazies pull a knife or gun then hey its not my subway after all so why should I die for it LOL

MetroidSlayer01 | 8

#929243 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:24

@35, are you by any chance suggesting that the fine users of fml would ever post a fake story? that is rediculous good sir.

princess09 | 3

#929367 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:12

what does ftw means?

princess09 | 3

#929396 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:25

lol I doubt it means that, but u still made me laugh :-)

princess09 | 3

#929524 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:40

oOo ok thanxx

bhangu023 | 0

#929540 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:52

o punch to the face is all it takes

TapeMan_3000 | 0

#929891 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:01

lol the british guy. no we don't "let" people do it, but stuff happens. that's like saying "in
my country, we don't let people steal stuff, so it never happens cause they aren't allowed too!"

bbuba | 0

#929931 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:18

@31
lol at obamanations bill

DonkeyDelight | 0

#930218 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:40

31, I really hope you know that's a stereotype. The dental in other places than the States is absoloutely fine, you tart.

__ShAd0w__ | 0

#930311 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:03

@35 epic

kmdfirefox | 0

#930428 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:36

@13 LOL

dave666_fml | 0

#930566 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:13

WIN #35

SeedlessMe | 13

#931033 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:43

Yeah, sadly I knew it was NY before i looked.. Gotta love it, it's the city where there is NEVER a boring night out.

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#931173 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:32

did u get a 5 doller foot long all over ur face

deathcab7 | 0

#931187 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:36

ew . what a derranged fellow hobo. i would scream and run away! or kick him. whatever works :P

Raiden353 | 0

#931575 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:33

#13 epic win!

Also maybe you should've peed on the hobo. That would've showed him!

llcooljoey | 0

#934273 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:19

ydi for being silly :)

charlie_schmidt4 | 0

#961071 - Thursday 18 March 2010 5:34

LOL

DisappearingRose | 18

#1265598 - Thursday 19 August 2010 0:32

lmao 13

Mrfuzzypenguin11 | 0

#2239660 - Friday 25 March 2011 15:08

Free Tinky Winky FTW!

jonmansheppard | 9

#2870002 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:07

kick him in the balls while you see them xD

By JayJayAudy | 0

#928379 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

first

By ladyme_fml | 0

#928381 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

yuck

epicfailburger | 0

#928756 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:52

Today, I was sleeping and I suddenly woke up and had too pee. I pissed in the corner and I suddenly wanted to give the person there a hi five. as I was running towards them, I forgot to "put up my drawbridge"

sugarbabyxoxo | 2

#929291 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:38

13 ftw

FMLydiLOL | 0

#931413 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:01

36 ftw

By Angeledice | 0

#928384 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

Did you kick him in the balls? ^^

xXSc3n1cXx | 0

#928451 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:37

that shoulda been the first thing to happen

AznWaffle8 | 0

#929875 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:50

If he did that, then it would fly EVERYWHERE...
And who knows how dirty hobos can be?

Kamens | 0

#931122 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:19

#73 WIN

By MakaPaka_fml | 0

#928399 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:22

did he pee ON you?

By Rustbin | 0

#928413 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:25

Because they are rebels and don't do that conformist stuff

By Sirin_fml | 46

#928420 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:26

I suspect the OP called the bum's grandmother a GILF, questioned his Hobo ancestry, smashed a vodka bottle over his own head, and things just followed on naturally from there. Hence, YDI.

That or the trolls are out this morning.

By SephoraSocialite | 0

#928487 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:55

yeah the rebels think probably ydi you went into the subway. you're just fucking living your life out and shit happens out of your control- sorry OP but that definitely dampens the day specially if they peed on you.