Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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reapfml
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What did the rabbit look like?
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junaho
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I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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reapfml
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What did the rabbit look like?
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cherrypieguy
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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
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smilertylerfudge
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it was a playboy rabbit!! duhhh
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spidergirl41
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I'm sorry, but your comment is completely EPIC...super EPIX...Ultra-megalithic super duper EPIX...I don't think my tummy will stop hurting for a while. xD
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callargh
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I wanted you to know that I read "screw the rabbit" and am now singing it to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries ("kill the wabbit") from Looney Tunes. And now you are too.
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BrownEyedNinja
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Your my hero
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Gooster
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Oh come on... he was obviously imagining you in place of the rabbit. You walked in, and he tried to play it off as humor, embarrassed.
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iljajlm
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I am truly ashamed of my gender and home state now...
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mcullen_unc
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WIN!
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777_alex_777
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ahahaha XD
that comment just made my day!
thank u! that was just awesome =P
that comment just made my day!
thank u! that was just awesome =P
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itsmeppl
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poor bunny
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doonerz
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still not gayer than twilight.
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ninjapiratejesus_fml
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Maybe it was Jessica Rabbit. I could understand that.
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kryxen
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He's likely a furry.
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Ligerie
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Eww thats pretty weird.
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0___0
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Wow, this same thing happened to me! Except it was my dog humping the stuffed animal, not my boyfriend.
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Ligerie
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Thats not weird, that happens all the time. dog=/=boyfriend.
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Hadley_fml
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Sometimes the dog IS the boyfriend, though!
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iilovehaters
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ydi for not fucking him!
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mattmag
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I have to agree here. Perhaps if you fucked him more often, he wouldn't be horny enough to have sex with stuffed rabbits.
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zabeth_fml
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How would you know how much sex they're having? They might be having plenty and he's still just weird enough to hump a rabbit.
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DevineLegacy
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ew wow your boyfriend is attracted to interesting things....
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jivealive_5
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That's sorta disturbing on many levels. But hey... Whatever tickles his fancy!
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lab2lb
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#5 i think you mean whatever tickles his pickle. ahhhahha
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cucumberfabulous
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Ahhhaaahhaahhaaha oh my......
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miniluda12
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who says "tickles his fancy"???
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alexgisforme3
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are you fo real lol
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andrewcollins
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Nah she's joking
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junaho
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I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit
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himynameisanna
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hahahahahaha :)
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philly8608
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FML has turned into Hollywood. One FML on a subject and then magically there's at least one with the same general topic posted before the day is up.
Was he also watching a Miley Cyrus video?
Was he also watching a Miley Cyrus video?
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amsedel
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o_O
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jonny2x4
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Oh no you didn't just say that #7!