FML : Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a...

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 March 2014 18:53 / United States - Wellsville

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By JACKxRAWR | 22

#5886957 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:35

Now that's just fucking creepy...

By iLike2Teabag | 27

#5886960 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.

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By JACKxRAWR | 22

#5886957 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:35

Now that's just fucking creepy...

EverestMelting | 23

#5887035 - Monday 17 March 2014 2:19

No, what would've been creepier is of it was actual jizz O.o

Matrixuniverses | 12

#5887113 - Monday 17 March 2014 4:01

agreed

zandalee | 19

#5887336 - Monday 17 March 2014 8:59

And he was certainly no gentleman!

IndicaPaincakes | 27

#5887390 - Monday 17 March 2014 10:53

Twist: it was the "lady's" idea.

MrManManMan | 7

#5887549 - Monday 17 March 2014 15:41

If only their was some way to show that you agree without commenting "agree"

9echo | 17

#5887978 - Monday 17 March 2014 22:16

There's this incredible new feature called "thumbs up"...

By iLike2Teabag | 27

#5886960 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.

hugozac88 | 22

#5887080 - Monday 17 March 2014 3:26

The dude is an ass I'll tell you that much.

By redwill85 | 10

#5886961 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

Disturbing, very disturbing.

By larrena2377 | 26

#5886964 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

Welcome to the food industry..where most of the time the food sucks and people are assholes.

By Welshite | 39

#5886966 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:37

Perhaps he's a well-known artist who expects you to sell the drawing for millions!

Optimism at its best.

whenitdidhappen | 14

#6042435 - Wednesday 20 August 2014 0:17

then the cock-jizz scrap would have to be signed...that actually makes things worse at least for me

By Kamon97 | 23

#5886975 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:38

Some people are just the worst bottom feeders ever sorry you have to put up with them -.-

By it__happens | 17

#5886981 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:41

That put a lovely image in my head..

By ariiewilliams | 17

#5886984 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:42

Well they were nice customers, weren't they?

ariiewilliams | 17

#5887096 - Monday 17 March 2014 3:45

Thanks for explaining, but my comment was sarcasm.

NWO666 | 15

#5887128 - Monday 17 March 2014 4:24

23, It was obviously a sarcasm comment

ariiewilliams | 17

#5887183 - Monday 17 March 2014 4:57

It's fine there really are a lot of people who would comment what i did and mean it seriously.

By Yeshua_fml | 18

#5886989 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:45

It's supposed to be great for the skin! : )

By Ma_Nikka | 23

#5886990 - Monday 17 March 2014 1:45

He's trying to tell you that he'll come back

phatdaddy62 | 23

#5887263 - Monday 17 March 2014 6:39

. . . Cum back.

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