By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML
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Now that's just fucking creepy...

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.


Now that's just fucking creepy...

No, what would've been creepier is of it was actual jizz O.o

And he was certainly no gentleman!

Twist: it was the "lady's" idea.

If only their was some way to show that you agree without commenting "agree"

There's this incredible new feature called "thumbs up"...

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.

The dude is an ass I'll tell you that much.

Disturbing, very disturbing.

Welcome to the food industry..where most of the time the food sucks and people are assholes.

Perhaps he's a well-known artist who expects you to sell the drawing for millions! Optimism at its best.

then the cock-jizz scrap would have to be signed...that actually makes things worse at least for me

Some people are just the worst bottom feeders ever sorry you have to put up with them -.-

That put a lovely image in my head..

Well they were nice customers, weren't they?

Thanks for explaining, but my comment was sarcasm.

23, It was obviously a sarcasm comment

It's fine there really are a lot of people who would comment what i did and mean it seriously.

It's supposed to be great for the skin! : )

He's trying to tell you that he'll come back