FML : Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I...

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Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shelly - / Sunday 7 June 2009 02:25 / United States

Kids

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By redbluegreen | 40

#278557 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:13

Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

By georgie2486 | 0

#278579 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

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By hpnerd | 0

#278549 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:08

Awkward. But not FML worthy.

the_hero_of_time | 0

#3550098 - Sunday 6 November 2011 04:11

lies girls don't poop

By redbluegreen | 40

#278557 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:13

Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

chaos753159 | 4

#795048 - Sunday 24 January 2010 07:25

Except vampiers they only drink blood so ther is no poop

kay2kay | 1

#2367096 - Monday 18 April 2011 11:28

Even male vampires get monthlies then. it would only make sense!

By alexgisforme3 | 0

#278564 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:16

eww :(. id be pissed at that kid, and wouldnt wanna do my business in a public stall bathroom anyway...quite honestly id rather go in my pants in that case.

heyitskris | 0

#2095376 - Friday 18 February 2011 09:35

kids say the darnest things hehe

danielleeycakes | 3

#2444481 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:54

So you're saying you'd rather shit your pants instead of using a public rest room..?

By georgie2486 | 0

#278579 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

By Night22_fml | 4

#278580 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

If you started making noises, they would've left. Also, what kind of mom wouldn't scold her child for watching?

By Darth_Taco | 14

#278581 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:24

Oh God! That use to happen to me all the time! Now I don't use public restrooms. I'm too traumatized! D: You poor bastard.

By hi_from_HI | 0

#278585 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:25

Brat! I would not blame you for whatever gruesome act you may have inflicted on her afterwards.

By rmm | 0

#278591 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:28

:| you don't poop in public bathrooms YDI because of that! But HAHAHA, this did make me laugh

tayza249 | 17

#2567424 - Thursday 26 May 2011 02:04

If you gotta go, you gotta go..

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#278615 - Sunday 7 June 2009 12:39

That stupid cunt!! Sue her for invasion of privacy.....lol jk. I would have told on her mommy, I actually would, that's just sick (and not in the good way).