By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
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redbluegreen 40
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Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

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georgie2486 0
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They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

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hpnerd 0
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Awkward. But not FML worthy.

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the_hero_of_time 0
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lies girls don't poop

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redbluegreen 40
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Hahaha, worst thing ever. I love kids, but ahh. Good thing they don't remember any of it? Plus, you'll never see them again. By the way, everyone poops.

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chaos753159 4
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Except vampiers they only drink blood so ther is no poop

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kay2kay 1
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Even male vampires get monthlies then. it would only make sense!

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alexgisforme3 0

eww :(. id be pissed at that kid, and wouldnt wanna do my business in a public stall bathroom anyway...quite honestly id rather go in my pants in that case.

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heyitskris 0
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kids say the darnest things hehe

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danielleeycakes 3

So you're saying you'd rather shit your pants instead of using a public rest room..?

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georgie2486 0
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They really need smaller cracks, i can basically watch the tv out of my bathroom haha.

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Night22_fml 4

If you started making noises, they would've left. Also, what kind of mom wouldn't scold her child for watching?

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Darth_Taco 14

Oh God! That use to happen to me all the time! Now I don't use public restrooms. I'm too traumatized! D: You poor bastard.

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hi_from_HI 0
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Brat! I would not blame you for whatever gruesome act you may have inflicted on her afterwards.

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rmm 0
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:| you don't poop in public bathrooms YDI because of that! But HAHAHA, this did make me laugh

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tayza249 20
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If you gotta go, you gotta go..

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SluttyMcNugget 0

That stupid cunt!! Sue her for invasion of privacy.....lol jk. I would have told on her mommy, I actually would, that's just sick (and not in the good way).

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AK 2

Oh God. FYL. I feel violated just reading this.

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