By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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ForestFire0 1

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

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Rok_fml 0

I hate public toilets D:

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MyLifesTotallyF 0

Hell, thats so disgusting! Thats why I never go to bathrooms in the bus! Guys.. Look im first for the very first time while you guys see me for the first time here on fml!

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ForestFire0 1

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

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mmplayer 0

no the irony here is that he wasted time trying to not get touched by some simple little germs and ended up getting splashed by all the crap XD

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Rok_fml 0

I hate public toilets D:

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curious2090_fml 0

i think people get wayyyyy to worried about what their ass skin touches. it's much more gross what your hand touches, and then touches your mouth. i think people who hover over the toilet and sprinkle it with pee are much more annoying than the countless "dirty strangers" who actually sit down.

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metro_mello 0

what if someone has herpies? you never know that's why you use toilet seat covers.

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HomeAl0ne 20

From a cleanliness point of view you should wash your hands before going to the toilet. They have far more germs on them than your ass.

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Foamy980 0

It's good to cover the seat cause what if the person before you had crabs? Or haven't washed the ass in a week? Ect

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rukusrazor 0

TAAAAAAAAAAAASTY! Too bad it's fake. So if you weren't in the bathroom at the time.. it would have spilled inside the bathroom like it's just some normal occurance for a coach bus to spill toilet contents when it hits bumps.. If this is so, shouldn't there have already been piss and shit on the floor everywhere?

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GotGlint 0

Hitch up skirt, hitch up vulva and away you go. learn to piss standing up, they used to have urinals for women... it can be "mastered"

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294232735 0

Gross. #6 is right. Just learn to do it standing up.

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lurx 0

I'm a little unsure here... don't those toilets flush?

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cwl727 32

You make a very good point. How did it all splash up. Unless it was like a port a potty.

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