By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

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Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
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Pwn17 25

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

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itooamscrewed 10

It's Denny not doggie. I'd dump him on that principle. And that movie is the worst movie ever, but it's SO GOOD because of that fact!

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geekgirl72494 8

the flower shop scene. you could have easily missed it, it was only 10 seconds. he does say oh hi doggy!

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dcross1213 4

you should text me you'll get what want

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Sorry buddy this is FML! Match.com is right over there ----->

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amisenho 11

It's naht crappy! It's bullshit! It isn't crappy! It is naaaht! Oh hi, Yonex!

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jrock9093 18

Sounds like a good man there! Go boyfriend yeah!!!!

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geekgirl72494 8

i love that movie!

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imdabess 9

"I did not hit her, I did not! oh hi jason"

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spunkylady 24

That movie was hands down the worst movie I have ever seen...

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