FML : Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little...

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Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous - / Tuesday 17 March 2015 05:09 / United States - Spokane

Intimacy

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By gracehi | 31

#6234858 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

By mxgirl1998 | 26

#6234852 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

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By mxgirl1998 | 26

#6234849 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:12

(1st..yay)
That sucks op. He shouldn't be mad at you..you deserve better.
A+ for trying!

By cheesyfeet2001 | 31

#6234850 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:13

Don't worry op! See if you can talk to him about it.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6235027 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:39

laughed and left the room for ten minutes? maybe you did turn him on and he went to take care of some business.. if ya know what I mean op ;)

derpina72 | 23

#6235151 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:10

Tell him how it made you feel and if he still doesn't understand, next time he's got an erection, laugh at it and leave the room. See how he feels.

By lolnothanks | 18

#6234851 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

Men are confusing

By mxgirl1998 | 26

#6234852 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

Unixxxion | 22

#6235372 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 22:43

agreed!!! He should be happy at the least!

By fallenshadow16 | 25

#6234853 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:14

As long as you felt sexy in it that's all that matters. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm anyway :)

By LonelyBoy5920 | 15

#6234854 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:15

50 Shades of nope...

fsomelife | 26

#6234876 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:58

50 shades of nay

Miss_Chevious | 37

#6234888 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:33

at least it isn't 50 shades of gay

LonelyBoy5920 | 15

#6235241 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 19:38

Bit homophobic dont ya think.

By 17031990 | 20

#6234855 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:15

Next time he comes out of the shower or something, laugh at him, see how he likes it!

ladybugz23 | 12

#6235102 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:24

I would do that and see how he feel.

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6240150 - Sunday 22 March 2015 18:09

He'd probably think you're just a nutter for laughing at nothing. It'd be better to just have a fully planned revenge, always go full ass, don't half ass anything.

By wakemeupplease | 21

#6234856 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

I'm confused shouldn't you be the one supposed to get mad? :D
PS: hope he won't get mad at me cause I'm confused :p

By Noheartbeat | 19

#6234857 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

Sorry to hear that OP!
Just go talk to him and explain how you're feeling.

fsomelife | 26

#6234877 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:00

You mean horny? If this didn't clue him in...

MDoremis | 38

#6234902 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 10:44

I think she meant the feelings of hurt and inadequacy her husband gave her by laughing at her efforts.

By gracehi | 31

#6234858 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 9:18

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

heirofhope | 38

#6234941 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 12:21

Sorry, I think I'm a little confused. Did he laugh, leave, and then come back to see her changed, and get angry? Was he planning on having sex with her? So sorry for my confusion.

Setareh23 | 34

#6235068 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:08

#32 yup that's pretty much the gist of it
In any case, when I see the type of people who complain about how "confusing" their SO is because of stuff like this, I just assume they're complete idiots.