By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Spicy
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 042
You deserved it 4 071
Intimacy
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

gracehi 31
Send a private message

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

464 12
Reply Report
mxgirl1998 26
Send a private message

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

398 13
Reply Report
Next

Comments

mxgirl1998 26
Send a private message

(1st..yay) That sucks op. He shouldn't be mad at you..you deserve better. A+ for trying!

0 3
Reply Report
cheesyfeet2001 31
Send a private message

Don't worry op! See if you can talk to him about it.

112 5
Reply Report
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

laughed and left the room for ten minutes? maybe you did turn him on and he went to take care of some business.. if ya know what I mean op ;)

4 58
Reply Report
derpina72 23

Tell him how it made you feel and if he still doesn't understand, next time he's got an erection, laugh at it and leave the room. See how he feels.

66 4
Reply Report
lolnothanks 18
Send a private message

Men are confusing

1 0
Reply Report
mxgirl1998 26
Send a private message

He shouldn't have gotten mad. You deserve better, A for effort!

398 13
Reply Report
Unixxxion 22
Send a private message

agreed!!! He should be happy at the least!

8 1
Reply Report
fallenshadow16 25
Send a private message

As long as you felt sexy in it that's all that matters. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm anyway :)

72 7
Reply Report
LonelyBoy5920 15
Send a private message

50 Shades of nope...

142 11
Reply Report
fsomelife 26
Send a private message

50 shades of nay

100 3
Reply Report
Miss_Chevious 37
Send a private message

at least it isn't 50 shades of gay

10 49
Reply Report
LonelyBoy5920 15
Send a private message

Bit homophobic dont ya think.

1 0
Reply Report
17031990 20
Send a private message

Next time he comes out of the shower or something, laugh at him, see how he likes it!

154 10
Reply Report
ladybugz23 13
Send a private message

I would do that and see how he feel.

3 30
Reply Report
JohnTheDonJuan 11

He'd probably think you're just a nutter for laughing at nothing. It'd be better to just have a fully planned revenge, always go full ass, don't half ass anything.

1 0
Reply Report
wakemeupplease 21
Send a private message

I'm confused shouldn't you be the one supposed to get mad? :D PS: hope he won't get mad at me cause I'm confused :p

91 4
Reply Report
Noheartbeat 19

Sorry to hear that OP! Just go talk to him and explain how you're feeling.

22 3
Reply Report
fsomelife 26
Send a private message

You mean horny? If this didn't clue him in...

20 4
Reply Report
MDoremis 38
Send a private message

I think she meant the feelings of hurt and inadequacy her husband gave her by laughing at her efforts.

31 1
Reply Report
gracehi 31
Send a private message

You mean being laughed at for your attempt at seduction didn't turn you on and make you feel super confident? How strange. No wonder he was confused.

464 12
Reply Report
heirofhope 38
Send a private message

Sorry, I think I'm a little confused. Did he laugh, leave, and then come back to see her changed, and get angry? Was he planning on having sex with her? So sorry for my confusion.

35 1
Reply Report
Setareh23 34
Send a private message

#32 yup that's pretty much the gist of it In any case, when I see the type of people who complain about how "confusing" their SO is because of stuff like this, I just assume they're complete idiots.

18 1
Reply Report
nameisname 12

Sorry my brain is slow. How is that suppose to make you confident?

0 1
Reply Report
Next