By jay ze punk - France - Metz-tessy
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
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  zandalee  |  19

Sounds like my mother in law! The first time I met her, we were outside the restaurant after a rather posh meal and she let rip. I fell in love with her then and there. The beginning of a pretty damn fine relationship! Don't be embarrassed OP, is all good.

By  ROSI3TH3CAT  |  18

Ok no hate comments pkease.. What does she mean the rent wasnt paid on time.. I dont fully understand.

  zephyre_fml  |  2

Awkward explaining ensues.
The fart was just renting some space inside. It didn't pay the rent in time, so the gran kicked him out. Aka she farted. Quite a fast-thinking gran you have there, OP.

  Metallica36176  |  16

That was going to be my question.
Did coffee come out of his.girlfriends nose because she laughed so hard or because she freaked? First thought was that she laughed about it so its not really an FML?