FML : Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed...

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 December 2016 02:10 /

Love

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By FlexMaster | 10

#6726349 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:06

that is so nice. respect my friend.respect

By muis545 | 21

#6726346 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:02

It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.

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By sonasonic | 34

#6726343 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:01

"The things I do for love"

Jay18 | 22

#6726414 - Friday 23 December 2016 6:40

stupid dog ya made me look bad, uhboogaboogaboogaboogabooga

By FlutterLoud | 29

#6726344 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:01

It's the thought that counts.
It was sweet of you to try despite your fear.

By muis545 | 21

#6726346 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:02

It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.

By caseyface1123 | 15

#6726347 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:04

At least you have the experience and I'm sure she's glad you were there. Concious or otherwise.

By Welshite | 39

#6726348 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:05

You proved you had fallen for her by falling for her.

By FlexMaster | 10

#6726349 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:06

that is so nice. respect my friend.respect

By zainman13 | 26

#6726357 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:20

Was she pleased?

By Tripartita | 44

#6726366 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:32

"You know those dreams where you feel like you're falling and are jolted awake?"

"Yeah."

"I had the exact opposite thing happen to me. Twice."

By RichardPencil | 26

#6726372 - Friday 23 December 2016 5:37

I'm sure your girlfriend will have lifelong memories of your limp, lifeless body dangling there, wondering what it foreshadows for your future love life.