By fanaticalfuckspawn - 25/08/2014 20:14 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 151
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myoukei 31

Your mom definitely needs the yoga more than you do OP!

Okay, your mom sounds like a ******* crazy person.


myoukei 31

Your mom definitely needs the yoga more than you do OP!

She needs more than just yoga lol

She needs a church lol

orbit 22

Tall need Jesus

Oh, because she needs to "loosen up". I see what you did there, number one, well played.

acerredrum 23

Ya'll mother ******* need Talos.

incoherentrmblr 21

Are you the long lost sister of The Water Boy Bobby Boucher?...

Yoga is a religious thing. A lot of people think it's devil worship.

Okay, your mom sounds like a ******* crazy person.

She sounds like a fanatical ****

I think your mom is beyond helping.

If you'd like to patch up your relationship with your mother, try finding an interest in things that she enjoys.

that was her try though. this woman is beyond crazy.

RedPillSucks 31

Obviously yoga was not something she enjoyed. I think #4 is spot on, not sure why the down votes

Yea, based on her reaction you should go to church with her. Although it may turn you into a crazy person as well.

I don't understand moms.

I don't think you can understand a moom

I don't understand how Satan and yoga have anything to do with each other. I think your mother needs medical help, you might want to consider a mental institute or something.

SATAN DOES YOGA!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THIS!!!??!???!!!!??!!! jk

Well, the "downward dog" obviously symbolizes a bow to Satan.

How is everything in caps, except the all important "jk"? Yeah, I'm not buying it. You were totally serious and probably went back to edit.

My extremely religious "Christian" sister would think the same way. She thinks all other religions are cults that secretly worship satan hidden behind their Buddhist/ Hindu gods. Since yoga is often done as a ritual by those other religions as a "spiritual practice", she would tie it together and say it's all evil. Fanatic! *sigh* there's one in every family!

Yeah, some Christian fanatics believe that everything that is not of God is of Satan. Since Yoga came from the far East, with their mystical polytheism, it must be the work of the great deceiver. So ya know, don't stretch or you're going to hell.

RedPillSucks 31

Amusingly enough, Catholics think the Protestant religions are cults too. Found this out when I married into a catholic family and the priest saw "7th Day Adventist" on my birth certificate.

Well! There's even conflict within the Protestants church itself, that's why there are so many denominations. I'm not really religious anymore but was indoctrinated young and pretty knowledgable about the subject. It's funny how every church thinks they're the ones that got it right and those others aren't considered "real Christian" in their mind set. Lol

Not every church 42, but I get your point. :)

#33 two in mine (for the lion king fans)

It's because it's based on the budism religion and they often practice it. Their church created it.

feel it in your core

Feel the pure evil burning in the core of your soul, you mean.

That's where the devil is.

PoisonOrchid 21

I can relate to this all to well. Sorry, OP! Good luck

It's only satanic if you practice yoga inside a devil's trap...

Not in a devils trap but in a pentagon because devil traps keeps demons in, you need to start watching supernatural more

No, you jackass, if it's demonic you want a devil's trap so any demons you summon while doing yoga get stuck inside it. A pentagon isn't going to do anything to trap the demons.

Actually you mean pentacle. Interestingly my own religion uses that and it used to be a Christian symbol similar to the cross but as history went on the meaning changed and it ended up as two different symbols at the same time. A pentacle and a pentagram the pentacle is with the tip of the 5 pointed star pointing up the pentagram is with the tip pointing down. Satanists use the pentagram but they don't use the pentacle normally

even with Supernatural's definitions of the symbols, it still wouldn't make any sense to do anything inside a devil's trap.

Twisting the body into crazy positions, mumbling incoherently... Yeah sounds like devil related activities to me. Regardless I hope you work things out with your mom

It's stretching not an exorcism and I don't know anyone who mumbles when they do yoga.

Pardon my failed pun...

acerredrum 23

A joke, not a pun. A pun would be, "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."

Do you even know what a pun is? Or was it really that hard of a fail?