By Anonymous / Saturday 17 January 2015 00:37 / United States - Mantua
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Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

By progressiveboink - / Monday 11 May 2009 04:06 / United States
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