By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 00:37 - United States - Mantua

Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML
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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

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First person to say, "sounds like a shitty situation!" Gets a pile of shit delivered to their door!

What's your address?

Sounds like a shitty situation! When do I get my prize

does this mean you keep a storage of shit close by?

Awwww shit!

sounds like a shitty situation!

That would be you

candace: expect a delivery soon.

@10 yah she does, its in her ass. But shhh don't tell anyone it's a secret.

I would think that would look slightly different than a stick... Too bad you had to hold it to figure it out. :P

Give that dog some mouthwash!

And give OP some hand sanitizer on the double!

Dogs eat crap all the time

How could you confuse dried shit with a stick?

He'll put it in his mouth either way.

Sounds like you need your eyes checked out

That must've been a really impressive shit

That's what I was thinking, how long was this turd staff?

It's your dog's own recipe. Shit jerky!

At least he didn't lick your face afterwards.

I've seriously got to remember to never read FML while I'm eating or drinking. I always chocked on my good reading this.

Ugh I need to proofread my comments before posting them. Good = food