Thanks for being an example of a good first poster; recording your opinion, THEN saying first, and not saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!!" like an obnoxious loser. I bow to you since I have yet to be a first poster =(

You two are dating. Isn't being brutally honest about someone, like, 60% of the relationship? I think it's family members and other loved one are the ones who are allowed to be brutally honest to each other. Or is that just me? Either way, I told my girlfriend that her cooking sucked, and we worked on making it better (She added...WAY too much freaken salt...to everything.) She even thanked me.

#36: Yeah, right. The key to successful relationships is constructive criticism. I take it you two aren't dating THAT long yet, right?

Your boyfriend is most likely gay, hate to tell you.

that's great. you haven't even put a exclamation mark on the end. kudos to you.

Why the fuck do you guys even ask questions to authors? I have seen an author replying. >.

I think you mean you havent and I have seen an author replying before

Exactly, #2. OP, YDI for lying.

What if she wasn't lying and now he just won't stop?

I was thinking that exact thing! Like maybe after awhile of singing she's getting bothered by it.

FML, or so I like to think, is meant to be for little things that **** up the day, as a form of stress release and for other people's, "lulz". It's meant to be FUNNY. Not, "Today, I was in a horrible car crash with my wife and kids in the same vehicle. They died. I didn't get a scratch. FML" You get my point?

Forgot to say (the edit button's gone now), that I agree with #10: But not for the same reason. People on a site meant for humor are growing bitter.

Fair enough, but this isn't a daily annoyance and there aren't any 'lulz.' Her boyfriend is just singing. Not an FML.

*shrug* It was funny to me. But, to each his own, I suppose.

I know! The only FML worse than this one is the one after it about the guy who felt cool "smoking" a bread stick that looked like a cigar. The comments have already been deactivated because the admins probably knew we'd go off on him lol.