Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked...

By randa - 5/4/2011 07:30

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

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By iDrejer | 0

#2298783 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:52

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

By robc32ca | 4

#2298794 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:54

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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By iDrejer | 0

#2298783 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:52

That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

killab420 | 0

#2298811 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:58

YDI for being a liar.

JCHammer | 5

#2299606 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:50

YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!

iBanana | 17

#2301231 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:32

^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.

iDrejer | 0

#2303413 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:43

Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P

JCHammer | 5

#2306467 - Thursday 7 April 2011 2:18

That's debatable.

By khaya | 9

#2298787 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:52

Now the question is, do you remember what he did to you?

NotYourOrdinary7 | 6

#2298818 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:03

Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?

khaya | 9

#2298826 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:05

I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.

MissFukMyLuck | 0

#2298861 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:18

haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!

jazziness | 12

#2299059 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:42

omg r u talking about the hangover???

RedPillSucks | 31

#2299115 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:13

He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.

T3P33_fml | 0

#2299128 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:20

#8 is new here ^^

NotYourOrdinary7 | 6

#2299331 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 20:02

#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.

cloudy01 | 0

#2299513 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:18

yes u are

PrickHead | 0

#2299553 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:29

#9 lmao the hangover
...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk

iRhymeWithHeaven | 0

#2299677 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:13

HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#2300945 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:22

Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.