YDI for being a liar.

YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!

^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.

Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P

That's debatable.

Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?

I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.

haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!

omg r u talking about the hangover???

He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.

#8 is new here ^^

#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.

yes u are

#9 lmao the hangover ...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk

HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.

Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.

*heads

#8 you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)

Again, I'm not. I've just never seen that movie. I'm not "down" lol -shrug-

op didn't say she was fired

or he

I'd fire the idiot for drinking thenc alling off work.

lol but so good!

I see what you did there! Actually kamikazes are a pretty weak shot. liquid cocaines are tough as nails

I hope OP's a girl.