By randa - 05/04/2011 07:30

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P

YDI for being a liar.

YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!

^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.

Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P

That's debatable.

Now the question is, do you remember what he did to you?

Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?

I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.

haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!

omg r u talking about the hangover???

He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.

#8 is new here ^^

#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.

#9 lmao the hangover ...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk

HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.

Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.

#8 you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)

Again, I'm not. I've just never seen that movie. I'm not "down" lol -shrug-

so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?

op didn't say she was fired

I'd fire the idiot for drinking thenc alling off work.

wahahahahahah

Were you drinking Kamikazes? That's just suicidal.(:

I see what you did there! Actually kamikazes are a pretty weak shot. liquid cocaines are tough as nails

And that's why we have weekends.

technically, YES you were too sick to come in. like our bosses haven't pulled that excuse out their asses a few times gettin up the food chain.

This is the point in the conversation where you put your knee pads on and get to work.. Quite literally. lol

I hope OP's a girl.

YDI for lying. or drinking when you had work the next day. or trying to get a sick day off being hungover. you choose.

Wow u were in HARD situation