Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML
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iDrejer
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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P
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robc32ca
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so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?
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iDrejer
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That sucks, but ydi for drinking that much with work the next day, not so smart :P
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killab420
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YDI for being a liar.
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JCHammer
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YDI for not drinking, you filthy Prohibitionist!
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iBanana
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^^ Really? OP needs to learn how to handle drinking, instead of being irresponsible.
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iDrejer
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Deserve what? Nothing bad happened to me by staying sober :P
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JCHammer
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That's debatable.
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khaya
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Now the question is, do you remember what he did to you?
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NotYourOrdinary7
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Obviously not, seeing as the OP does not even remember seeing the boss. Common sense isn't so common any more, huh?
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khaya
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I remember three guys who lost their memory of a crazy night and they managed to piece the night together, Why can't OP.
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MissFukMyLuck
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haha ^ this guy!!! I miss nights like that!
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jazziness
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omg r u talking about the hangover???
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RedPillSucks
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He should be able to piece it together after noticing he's bleeding rectally.
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T3P33_fml
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#8 is new here ^^
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NotYourOrdinary7
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#27 No I'm not. Stop assuming things.
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cloudy01
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yes u are
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PrickHead
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#9 lmao the hangover
...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk
...you should've told your boss you were assulted by a little chinese man who you found in your trunk
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iRhymeWithHeaven
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HE WAS HOME AND THE BOSS WAS DRUNK AND TOOK HIM AS THE WRONG PERSONS IDIOTS.
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ImaginaryFoe
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Oh, the flagrant idiocy. I remember the good old days when all the dunces kept their head down and remained silent so no one would realise they were fools.
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ImaginaryFoe
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*heads
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korsountseva
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#8
you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)
you obviously are. way to ruin the moment of a perfectly good joke=)
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NotYourOrdinary7
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Again, I'm not. I've just never seen that movie. I'm not "down" lol
-shrug-
-shrug-
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robc32ca
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so how is it? writing a new resume with a hangover?
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laurbear12
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op didn't say she was fired
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laurbear12
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or he
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sailorguy
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I'd fire the idiot for drinking thenc alling off work.
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McPuffs
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wahahahahahah
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sourgirl101
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Were you drinking Kamikazes? That's just suicidal.(:
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NotYourOrdinary7
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lol but so good!
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Mitcha857
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I see what you did there! Actually kamikazes are a pretty weak shot. liquid cocaines are tough as nails
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breakfastramen
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And that's why we have weekends.
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MissFukMyLuck
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technically, YES you were too sick to come in. like our bosses haven't pulled that excuse out their asses a few times gettin up the food chain.
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sgtrobswifey
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This is the point in the conversation where you put your knee pads on and get to work.. Quite literally. lol
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cptmorgan15
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I hope OP's a girl.
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PassTheDutch
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YDI for lying. or drinking when you had work the next day. or trying to get a sick day off being hungover. you choose.
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pizzle012345
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Wow u were in HARD situation