By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML
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rhcpalex93 0
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hit it anyway!

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TK1279 2
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Ellen Ripley? ha win

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rhcpalex93 0
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hit it anyway!

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rhcpalex93 0
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on an unrelated note...... first!

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rhcpalex93 0
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damn the mods are quick. hahaha delete this mofo's! first

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rallets 22

you "dismantled" it? whatd you do, take it apart with a screwdriver or something? lmao

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iSitt 0

invest in a taser

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jewban 3
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it was probably a ghost printing shit out LOL

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thecrazyasian 3
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what the fuck would a lamp do

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ke59100 1
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:o are you ok?!?!

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victoria023 0

who put the paper in there??? dundundunnn

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Octwo 16

first of all, that robber sure sounds mechanical

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TK1279 2
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Ellen Ripley? ha win

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the_ace1337 0
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kudos on the wording :D

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dtbomb 3

What noise was your printer making?

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Hissing sounds maybe? They mostly come at night... mostly...

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04VWR32 6

haha! that's good.

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MissErikaHart 0

great south park reference !

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allmidnighteyes 10
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it's a reference to the movie Aliens like the OP made with Ellen Ripley. South Park made the reference to that in the babysitting episode.

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TurboTalon 0

Who was trying to print something in the middle of the night??

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ShadyFTW1 0

Once again, OP is a chick marinis.

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Siji 0
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No real weapons in the room, not even a knife? I'd be carrying a combat knife and a shotgun if i heard a robber >:)

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thisgirl2u 9

Your comment made me laugh, Thank you sir. :)

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iheartglasses 0
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Yes, totally FYL that it was a printer instead of a robber that could have had a gun. You want to play hero and beat up on people? Take a karate class

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zazooftanzania 4
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ya wise ass cuz u can totally dodge a bullet with karate

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azhein 0

yeah I agree with you isn't it a good thing that it was just the printer?

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WTFKuro 0
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Turns out you were actually channeling Eleanor Rigby.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8
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Clever. This made me grin.

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