FML : Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud...

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Abeille - / Thursday 17 March 2011 00:50 / Canada

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By perdix | 29

#2193268 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

By InnocentLies | 0

#2193266 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That stinks.

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By marmots | 0

#2193243 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:16

ew...

mhnilo88 | 0

#2193358 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:31

maybe it was dry dog poo... not fresh... that would be much worse. fyl for having a sister that evil. you should trade her in for a nicer one.

craaazymonkey | 0

#2193461 - Thursday 17 March 2011 9:05

mmm...

MissBunny25 | 0

#2194386 - Thursday 17 March 2011 15:08

"if you have any poo, fling it now".

jose190617 | 0

#2196995 - Friday 18 March 2011 1:11

I stepped in dog poop today if it makes you feel better now my moms car smells bad

By catalystics | 2

#2193247 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:17

did u punch her?

SnowFlakeInAK | 7

#2193299 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:23

Really? Why do you ask each FML OP if they've punched something?
You have issues; I suggest professional help.

j300zx | 0

#2193808 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:24

You mean falcon punch her?!

smileeee_fml | 0

#2193962 - Thursday 17 March 2011 12:28

i would get her back with revenge ... just saying.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2194388 - Thursday 17 March 2011 15:10

30 faaallllccccooooonnnn punch!!

tulsafml | 0

#2194591 - Thursday 17 March 2011 16:04

it's st Patrick day so pinch her

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2195412 - Thursday 17 March 2011 20:48

falcon kick works just as well, i hear.

|the kid|

By InnocentLies | 0

#2193266 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That stinks.

jpark5 | 0

#2193373 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:33

aha!

craaazymonkey | 0

#2193506 - Thursday 17 March 2011 9:23

BAH!

doughd00d | 0

#2198295 - Friday 18 March 2011 5:30

I see what you did there ;)

luke1998 | 0

#2198518 - Friday 18 March 2011 6:34

oh i get it now

helloimjoshlol | 0

#3259149 - Thursday 8 September 2011 23:44

mmmm mmm mmm

By perdix | 29

#2193268 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

MyChemical_fml | 0

#2193276 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:21

Mud...

craaazymonkey | 0

#2193437 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:50

chocolate fudge ... mmmm

SmallyBigs | 9

#2193638 - Thursday 17 March 2011 10:06

Can I say it?... that was a shitty situation.

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2193791 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:17

Fertilizer?

jonan1212 | 5

#2193877 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:52

pooOOP

T3P33_fml | 0

#2194699 - Thursday 17 March 2011 16:30

chocolate. 2nd hand chocolate.

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2194879 - Thursday 17 March 2011 17:49

it was a dildo... and it hit OP on the forehead.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2195457 - Thursday 17 March 2011 20:59

are you guys all dense? did you not notice the numerous (and ridiculously clichéd) poop puns he made?

|the kid|

Adorlee | 11

#2195872 - Thursday 17 March 2011 22:47

Obviously it was brownies

Hello_kitty_love_fml | 0

#2197765 - Friday 18 March 2011 3:41

choclate? 50 day rule! :D

epople | 5

#4763647 - Thursday 2 August 2012 14:21

Haha

By Foexo | 0

#2193278 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:21

Should've thrown it back. Just sayin.

By badmamujamu | 0

#2193284 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:22

no no u got it all wrong it was pudding

j300zx | 0

#2193885 - Thursday 17 March 2011 11:53

No you got it wrong!
It was snickers!

MissBunny25 | 0

#2194396 - Thursday 17 March 2011 15:11

happy peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountain tops , and waterfalls of caramel... dancin nougat in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction toooooooo the world.
snickers song.

By truehitman2010 | 0

#2193343 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:29

was the other brown chunky think a chocolate bar? I've been searching for it all day

By baseballin25 | 0

#2193362 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:31

climbers?

By enonymous | 8

#2193426 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:45

Should have taken her to the ice cream store the first time she asked instead of the shitty park.

By WolfRayet104 | 0

#2193439 - Thursday 17 March 2011 8:50

how,....disturbing.
this reminds me of the time I was little, and I was rolling (yes,rolling) down the hills at the park, and I rolled over a pile of dog....dookie.

GLiTTeRz | 0

#2195035 - Thursday 17 March 2011 18:53

lol that's HIGHlarious

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