By so unsexy - United States - Seattle
  Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML
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By  jcash52426  |  5

When I read this all I can picture is you choking on his chair and then throwing up all over his chest area.

What I don't get is why you didn't just stop. You need to learn to be sexy another way if that what you want to do.

By  sohigh10  |  34

Awh.. you're impressive for continuing, but shouldn't sex be fun, or at least not horribly uncomfortable, for both?

  tygerarmy  |  35

Sex should be comfortable for both. But occasionally something awkward happens. And stopping ruins the mood, and/or makes your partner feel unsexy, or like they did something wrong. OP is an amazing partner. Was there no way to keep it sexy and get rid of that hair?

By  9a_z1  |  11

You're clearly more dedicated to the cause of sexiness than me. I've got to the point where the sight of me scrambling to get hairs out of my mouth probably turns my partner on due to some sort of pavlovian response.

  SordidPeanut_  |  8

The husband didn't do anything? Not all men are perfectly hairless. There's no reason to be upset with OP's husband for something he can't control. Not all men are comfortable with manscaping either.

By  Tripartita  |  44

It's like you starred in a bizarre hair fetish porno, but the writer didn't have that particular fetish, so they used Word's find-and-replace to swap out all instances of "cum" with "hair".