Please stop these

Why? Just why?

This for illustrative purposes OP? Because that pic has been circulating for ages.

FML makes theses it's obviously not a thing that actually happened

Actually users submit them, Some are genuine while others are fake.

If the family members are that close to each other, then call the police, because they're fucking in public.

This is stupid. This image isn't original it's been around for years and this isn't a real fml. I think the fml pics and historical fmls are really just stupid and they should stick to just the normal ones

This has been online for more than 10 years. I doubt "today" is the correct word to use here

Right. And the post accompanying it is most likely fake

I think that FML themselves makes these not an actual individual person.

Fun fact: all FMLs start with "Today" and end with "FML". Either way this is a post by FML staff I believe until they start having others make these from what I've read.

You've been told you can't do the thing that might actually appeal to FML users?

Can't wait til we can write our own! I love all the new features. :) Took some adjusting to get used to the new layout and whatnot, but this is great. :D

They won't let you use Monty Python?? What monsters! Monty Python and the Holy Grail happens to be my favorite movie. The skits never fail to crack me up either.

i can't wait until we can post our own i have a picture from 2 days ago were a dumbass coworker thought putting hot grease in a plastic bucket was a good idea

Alan, tell them you can. Because God knows y'all can do better. If they're not literal, then they can at least be nonsensically funny.

Get a job, moocher.

Standard queuing in Thailand. Great idea