Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML
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no_clue_4_u
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So did you help him?
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qwert1994
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Did you lend him your hand?
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cgchamp89
| 7
Did you assist him?
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PurpleRae420
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Eww
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khaya
| 9
You know, you get a badge for that.
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iSitt
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did you clap and cheer?
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RainbowHeadache
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All hands on deck!
But you really should have helped the poor man out, OP.
But you really should have helped the poor man out, OP.
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Emoney1
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hell no! lol
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Did he yell "Fire in the hole!" like Tosh.O and pee in your car?
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bryanorange
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all hands on the cockpit
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L3Paparazzo
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lucky guy
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futtbuck101
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At least he wasn't masturbating
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FuniiBunii
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It would've been funny if he turned around and peed in your face :D
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PlastikSeraph
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35, you seemed to have put an e where there should be an i..
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399
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Aw OP you know you wanted to help him :P.
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enonymous
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I need all the hands I can get in the bathroom tio
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enonymous
| 8
too*
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khaya
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Really, I find the only way I can use the bathroom, is when I have severed feet surrounding the urinal. That's also how I get a whole public bathroom and prison cell too myself.
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JakeLee
| 6
no 23. just no.
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th3buhs
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second lul
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spartans916
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he may need help shaking.
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sexysterlingarch
| 1
lol wow..
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btnhdude
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I bet he shook his heads,
.....as in "no"........
.....as in "no"........
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FMLoverAgain
| 7
hahahha exactly
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FarSide
| 22
Did he wash his hands?
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Ldesu
| 0
This situation seems a bit shaky. Did he leak the details to you in a steady stream or did he have trouble flushing the details for you?
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
67, urine a lot of trouble for pissing me off with that pun!
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ruben_A_ruiz
| 0
Hahaha Double, no Triple, no QUADRIPLE PUN!!!
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ceddyz17
| 10
so did you help hold up that monster?
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Takador
| 3
You should have crossed streams :D
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saturnsonic
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so did he need a "Hand" ?
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JennaMarie420
| 2
yea, shake it for me
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SirBedevere
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You should have given him the extra hand anyway.
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TheDrifter
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Cue the bad Porno music.
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rjflores
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I can use a hand.
"You need a hand?"
"No, I want the whole arm, Martinez get the Machete!"