By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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Purpose30 0

Here comes the pimp hand... *slap* lol I kid but really, if your in a relationship with a man that has a problem sharring his food with you. maybe you should rethink how happy you guys are... just sayin

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dance_till_dawn 0

For those of you saying that she shouldn't eat his food...you're morons. He's a ******* big ass baby. She should have smacked him across the face with his half eaten burger.

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bassfisher100 23

this... this is funny XD i laughed thank you :p

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Domonator 16

I said it, too, but I can't find my insightful comment :(

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CaptCesar 0

You shouldv'e broke up with his as soon as he brought you to your house.

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qzamml 0

i agree. or you could make him REALLY mad first. like take a bite out of some other guy's meat, and see what he says. THEN dump him

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Invioletlight 0

The words "cheap prick" do not do this man justice. Dump him and get a man who can afford to ******* share with you. Reminds me of a boyfriend I had for a short period of time that would flip out if I had to have a pee at his apartment and thus use a square of his toilet paper. Wow.

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averageirishman 0

What?! Dump him?!? It's a hamburger don't you realize how amazing hamburgers are? Are you retarded?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

question is, are YOU retarded, hamburgers are as cheap as a dollar, I can find 5 dollars on the ground, I would say he's lucky SHE didn't dump him right then and there

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darthdamian2 4

this is when you brake up with him for being an ass ya guys like food but if you like that much to brakeup with a girl for that he needs to find a doctor

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