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hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

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Just think...out there...somewhere...is a guy in this very same situation...except he saved himself for marriage and isn't thought of as an asshole by one of his new team members, thus relieving himself of the awkwardness you now face.

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it was originally "especially" but was apparently edited to "in particular" after I made this comment so fuck off you know it all

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That's just weird! Why would she be mad unless you raped her to take her virginity or you dated her for a while and made her feel like you really cared and just ignored her the second after you got done having sex with the woman. If it is either of those two scenario then YDI, otherwise this chick is just plain weird.

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I know guys that will say/do anything for sex. If OP lied about having feelings for her just to sleep with her, then he is an asshole. Virgins can, at times, be more gullible, since they haven't built up defenses against the players in this world yet.

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

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I prefer "ate", personally. =] Or a more descriptive word for "took", like "snatched", "absconded with", or even "pocketed". :D

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relieved her of her virginity :) noone wants to be a virgin in college! u did her a favor

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19, to defenestrate something is to throw it out the window. are you suggesting he threw her virginity out the window? i mean i've heard of kinky shit, but...

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guy who took your virginity is an asshole and yelled at you hen you said no and you still had sex with him? WTF is wrong with you, that's your fault, unless it was some kind of rape.

By  jillz

You probably ARE an asshole but unless you violated her, she spread those legs willingly. You both deserve it. lol

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That word is so annoying. Why don't you just say whore. There's no reason to add Man in front of it.

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

Well...maybe you should'nt be like the average guy and take a girls virginity then leave....thats mean!! But kinda funny! Karma is a bitch

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It was back in school! How often do relationships last from college?! He didn't even say they were dating, it was probably a ONS.

By  123e3

You do realize that there's no such thing as virginity right? it's just a concept made up by humanity to represent something else. so technicaly you didn't "take" anything so you shouldn't feel too bad.

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I feel the same way. In fact...I’d cheat on that moment from before, marry this one, and raise an entire little family of moments.

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