Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
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cgall123
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So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake
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lu95
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Get well soon!
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lu95
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Get well soon!
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BBGxBlondie
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Poor bay bee.
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zukinihudini
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This sounded odd the first time I read it, because I thought it said bookkeeper, damn dislexia!
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Keyman1212
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Well, you're lucky you weren't actually allergic to the point of going into anaphylactic shock. Dying would have been a terrible way to start, and end, your new job.
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CowOven
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Now, you can scare people away with your hand. ;D
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nixter5
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That's like a lifeguard forgetting their bathing suit. It's nearly impossible. How could you not remember?
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CHAMiLLiTARY_fml
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Well aint that a "bee"!
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R34luver
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I can picture the bee from DickFigures screaming in the background "IM FREEEE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!"
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aFatFuck
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Yeah... I don't think he was allergic... When your hands get stung like 'crazy' they will tend to swell up... If you are allergic you'd be dead - also how do you get that job not knowing if you're allergic or not. Take an allergy test
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Chazyj
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76 you just put that in my head I ROFL so much :-p
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toastyjustice
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Rookie mistake.
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theal600
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i see wat u did there
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Pixxio_O
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That would be hard to masturbate with... 0.0
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andy_l
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It's still baseball season ... so ...
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ShyAnn29
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85, not everyone knows if they're allergic to bees or not, some people find out when they do get stung, that's how my uncle learned he was allergic to bees
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Italiae
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That would've been good to know...
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IAmNotAnAnimal
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Oh, the irony.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Aren't most people allergic to bee stings anyway? I would figure that to be common knowledge...
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mikentrigger
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Natural selection at It's finest.
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Frijolero_92
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Buzz
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jackt2034
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find a new job??
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
Yeah, good idea.
I suggest becoming a neurosurgeon, or perhaps you could defuse unexploded bombs in Iraq.
Nothing that requires you to remember anything though, mkay?
I suggest becoming a neurosurgeon, or perhaps you could defuse unexploded bombs in Iraq.
Nothing that requires you to remember anything though, mkay?
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boredblonde
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You didn't put on gloved "bee"cause you're a moron
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mariayten
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I think putting gloves on would be Bee Basics 101. I'm sorry you got stung though. Be more careful next time.
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nixter5
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Ha. Haha. Haaaaa....NO.
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Yeah, how do you forget to put on gloves if you're about to deal with bees...? >.>
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melij99
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Dummy
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Itstherealjen
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Bored blond.
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bizarre_ftw
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Anyone want to make the "bored blonde? Don't you mean: bottle blonde" or "brainless" or "Britney-Spears-wanna-be-but-not-intelligent-enough-to-actually-achieve" joke?
No.... Hmm.... Really? Okay *shrugs* whatever :/
No.... Hmm.... Really? Okay *shrugs* whatever :/
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mynameis1339
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114: Shut up
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cgall123
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So you forgot to put on gloves before playing with bees, common mistake
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CHizzy963369
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Ya it is. I do it all the time. Sarcasm.
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AnagenisisZagus
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^You and your sarcasm suck.
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MXXD17
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the job makes the man
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hiyourcute
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May I suggest a different career path?
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orangeduck
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Become a professional arm wrestler. With your puffed up hands only a handful can defeat you.
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KiddNYC1O
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Or Nicki Minaj finally found someone to oil her butt.
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merrywanna
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dude, you gotta bee more careful.
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cgall123
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Funky Nugs :)
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zukinihudini
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Nunky Fugs
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MangoRico1
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I know a lot allergic to work
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MangoRico1
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*people