Poor bay bee.

This sounded odd the first time I read it, because I thought it said bookkeeper, damn dislexia!

Well, you're lucky you weren't actually allergic to the point of going into anaphylactic shock. Dying would have been a terrible way to start, and end, your new job.

Now, you can scare people away with your hand. ;D

That's like a lifeguard forgetting their bathing suit. It's nearly impossible. How could you not remember?

Well aint that a "bee"!

I can picture the bee from DickFigures screaming in the background "IM FREEEE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!"

Yeah... I don't think he was allergic... When your hands get stung like 'crazy' they will tend to swell up... If you are allergic you'd be dead - also how do you get that job not knowing if you're allergic or not. Take an allergy test

76 you just put that in my head I ROFL so much :-p

Rookie mistake.

i see wat u did there

That would be hard to masturbate with... 0.0

It's still baseball season ... so ...

85, not everyone knows if they're allergic to bees or not, some people find out when they do get stung, that's how my uncle learned he was allergic to bees

Oh, the irony.

Aren't most people allergic to bee stings anyway? I would figure that to be common knowledge...

Natural selection at It's finest.

Buzz

Yeah, good idea. I suggest becoming a neurosurgeon, or perhaps you could defuse unexploded bombs in Iraq. Nothing that requires you to remember anything though, mkay?

I think putting gloves on would be Bee Basics 101. I'm sorry you got stung though. Be more careful next time.

Ha. Haha. Haaaaa....NO.

Yeah, how do you forget to put on gloves if you're about to deal with bees...? >.>

Dummy

Bored blond.

Anyone want to make the "bored blonde? Don't you mean: bottle blonde" or "brainless" or "Britney-Spears-wanna-be-but-not-intelligent-enough-to-actually-achieve" joke? No.... Hmm.... Really? Okay *shrugs* whatever :/

114: Shut up

Ya it is. I do it all the time. Sarcasm.

^You and your sarcasm suck.

Or Nicki Minaj finally found someone to oil her butt.

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