By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
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NGM_47 0

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

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GlassJAwkidE 3

oh boy hahaha.

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GlassJAwkidE 3

oh boy hahaha.

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easylazy 0

YDI for being a douche to animals

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NGM_47 0

LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?

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Etherial 0

Wow...That SUCKS! As someone who cleans fanatically so that things STAY clean..My sympathies. Still..how come you didn't hear the bird in your garage? I doubt it would've been silent..

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anon919 0

I can't help but laugh at this!

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ithedarkknight 0

Dipset all day Byrd Gang We every where you never there! We be shittin on everybody!

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Shotta 3
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lol FREE MAX B

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Paperchaser8794 0
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Nah son max b is better if jim jones wasnt holding b back he would be the next best thing he still puts out tht wavey shit i only like writer from byrdgang

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ASUdec 0
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How did this get through? Oh no you have to rewash your car. Ydi for not realizing there are birds in your garage

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eastgirl16 0

omg that would definitely suck.

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RJB 0

+1

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lendmeyourteeth 0

why would u lock birds in ur garage??? Animal abuser!!!!!!!! Call PETA U GUIIZ

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kc_bbg15 14
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and dumbass of the year award goes to...

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KennyP55 0
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or they just shit like every other animal

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Horsegal 0

Don't you just love PETA? They would probably lock her up and steal her car for themselves...LOL.

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milgalo 0

No one is safe.

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aback 4
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It wasn't nervousness. They just can't stand clean cars. They followed it in.

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